Tiff Holden 🍍

I do it all for the ones who calls me Momma 💙🩷

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

After almost 7 years of marriage, living in 3 different states, and living in 5 different temporary homes; we did it! OUR house to call home 🏡❤️

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

Thus far I have shared being pregnant to ppl by saying
“I’m growin’ a fetus”
“I am with-child”
“I’m having a baby”
The first one is so weird idk why I’m like this 🥸

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

The way my 5yo just wastes water right down the drain…. 🫠 turns it on and just walks away like wtf

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

@Tristan_White15 As soon as I saw Kevin Hart come out I knew it was gonna be a mess lol

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

@DontBri_ahater No Tina….just no hahaha

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

#NewProfilePic

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

Gummy worms are so underrated. That’s the tweet.

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

I used to crave a glass or two of wine but randomly stopped drinking all together and there’s been an unopened bottle sitting on the counter for like 2 months lol

[Between Clean Sheets | Cheyenne @btwncleansheets]

If you never illegally downloaded any of tonight’s songs from limewire, I don’t want your opinion on the halftime show.

[Ced @Ced_Byke]

Andy Reid looking at the play sheet

Travis Kelce

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Usher after three songs

[Brian Cohen @CohenBrian_]

2023 Super Bowl: 2024 Super Bowl:
Rihanna is pregnant We’re all pregnant

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

Just won $250 on that halftime score 😏🤑

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

I would rather catch puke in my bare hands 15x a day than to clean shit out of the bathtub again 🥲
baby fever gone just like that LOL

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

@alexiaatay Right!!! I was just thinking this last night. I want to be laying in bed laughing my ass off okay? Idc about your damn makeup review 🥸

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

@avasquez_12 I have paid mine off so I might be able to answer some!

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

Reading 264 pages in 14hrs, no big deal 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

I keep forgetting this app exists bc I don’t see the Twitter icon anymore lmao

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

@alexiaatay That’s hilarious 😂 Marcus is just a little younger so I love hearing things like this bc he’s either doing it too or I find him doing it a few months later 😅🥰

[Tiff Holden 🍍 @mrsholden___]

OK BUT I just realized the song is “Dial Drunk”
but I’ve been singing “I’ll die a drunk, I’ll die for you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣