Claire Borg

Lover of cats, cheese, beer, sunshine, and those little tiny cocktail umbrellas. Loyal Royal. Kinnie and pastizzi are life.

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

1990s scientists:
We cloned sheep.
We landed robots on Mars.

Scientists today:
For the thousandth time:
The Earth is round.
Vaccines don’t cause autism.

The joke isn’t that science stopped advancing.

It’s that society started believing propaganda bots on X.

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

There is no denying that these election results are going to be very bad for Labour.
Yes, Keir Starmer is very unpopular.
But it is the policies that drive that unpopularity.
Simply changing the leader without changing the policies will not avert disaster in 2029.

[Dr_Rebecca @Dr_Bekka_UK]

The benefits system effectively bans romance for disabled people. 💔
Move in with a partner? Your UC is slashed. You're forced into financial dependence or poverty.
The choice: stay single to survive, or find love and lose your independence.
It’s state-mandated isolation.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Breaking News: Japan has agreed to support naval operations in the Strait of Hormuz. 🤣

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Trump leaving the umbrella for someone else to close, because he can’t do it himself, is a perfect illustration of what he did with Iran.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

This isn't a horror movie set. It's a road in Denmark.

The streetlights are red to save the bats.

Bats can't see red light the way they see white or green light, so to them, it's essentially darkness.

White streetlights are one of the leading causes of bat decline in urban areas. Light-shy species avoid lit areas entirely, cutting them off from feeding grounds and migration routes.

Standard streetlights reduce bat activity by up to 90% in some species.

Denmark figured out a fix. So did the Netherlands. When they installed red LED streetlights along roads near bat colonies, bat activity returned to normal levels almost immediately.

The lights still work fine for humans. Drivers can see. Cyclists can navigate.

The only thing that changed is that the bats got their night back.

Do you want your city to do this?

[Claire Borg @mrskinnieborg]

@FFSKarz Who the hell is recycling that?! 😂😂

[The Ronettes Pickering @Mudkipstoat23]

This particular Easter egg outrage actually has some validity.

[Claire Borg @mrskinnieborg]

This.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Hey @Crufts #crufts2026 just reminding you we are a nation of dog lovers . Let me know if you want a bag , because top dogging a poor animal with exaggerated features associated with discomfort and pain and a person convicted of animal abuse shows you’ve trodden right in it

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it."
Spoken like a true rapist.

[Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅 @BethanyForTruth]

🚨BREAKING: Poland just dropped a bombshell: They are forming a full task force to rip through the Epstein files and are preparing to launch their own independent investigation.

Polish officials say they are NOT satisfied with the watered-down U.S. releases and now officially view the Epstein files as a direct threat to Poland’s national security.

Translation: Even America’s closest Eastern European ally doesn’t trust what Washington handed over and thinks the full truth could expose something massive.

The “elites” just got put on notice by Poland.

This is getting bigger by the hour.
#EpsteinFiles

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The one in the back be like 🙃

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Mood.. 😅

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The way he keeps looking around to see if anybody is watching.. 😂

[Martin Bauer @martinmbauer]

Augustus Pugin, the architect responsible for the gothic design of Big Ben's clock tower was the son of a french immigrant who fled the French Revolution

[Claire Borg @mrskinnieborg]

@FFSKarz Have a fab time. I've not seen them in years, need to look at some tour dates near me!

[Claire Borg @mrskinnieborg]

@MattWeston02 Well done on an amazing result!! Can I ask where you get your gloves from? They're fab! #Skeleton #TeamGB

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

Ferrari will become the first F1 team to introduce driver radio hold music to keep their drivers calm while engineers are ‘checking’. Options will include:

- Oops! I Did It Again
- My Favourite Mistake
- If I Could Turn Back Time
- Benny Hill theme

Kanye West will not feature.

[Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature]

For anyone who needs cheering up... here's Britain's smallest bird having a bath today in a woodland puddle. 😁😍🐦❤️

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

reasons why you shouldn't fall asleep at a cat café. 😺😴