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I’m using this to just put my thoughts on the internet. she/her

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I’m legit going to throw my computer out the window unless these @FortniteGame update STOP happening.

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It truly melts my heart that we have such amazing “grandparents” for the girls 🥹

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Had my first leaving the cart in the grocery store because my 3 year old was throwing the biggest tantrum experience 🙃 I want this phase to be OVER.

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“It’s so sweet and sour it makes my eyes blink” -Poppy

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My 4 year old just pointed to a insanely old woman and screamed “AHH! A GHOST.” I have never scrambled to roll up my window so fast.

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I hate it when my 3 1/2 year old tells me to smell her hand. 🤢

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Nothing says fake it till you make it like trying not to throw up in the middle of circle time because your uterus is shedding and you’re singing a weather song to 10 kids.

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I miss my mom.

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I have 2005 bops going in the kitchen while I clean up, Bluey in the living room, and my oldest child still sleeping at 10am. If this is 30 then I can’t wait till 31 has in store for me.

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@InvictvsNox I am so happy for you dude. Getting out of that toxic environment is going to be so good for you! 🖤🤙🏻 #fucktoxicroomates

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Having my morning coffee and having my “me” time I decided to scroll on my phone. I scrolled for 1 minute, saw a girl cutting her EYELASHES, and now I’m going to be anxious for the next hour at least.

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Look.. I know I said I’m not the biggest fan of winter but this ISN’T winter weather in VA.. it’s almost February and we haven’t had snow yet..

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Having a child in preschool blows.. no literally- I’m constantly blowing my nose.

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Follow up- My husband said we can’t get chickens. My only option is convincing my kids to love them so they can guilt him.

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I want chickens. That is all.

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After almost 9 years our @PlayStation 4 died. 😭 RIP. Someone should get me the PS5. Stay at home mom money doesn’t extend to that kinda money drop.

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Finished a DND session that was Christmas themed. 🎅🏼🎄 My heart is full. We saved Santa and he gave us gifts.

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My pubes got caught on my pad that folded a bit while playing on the ground with my 1 year old. I got waxing flashbacks and almost blacked out while trying to take it off. 🪦 #HappyFriday

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Jingle, jingle 🔔 Can you guess the sound?

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I say up listening to vampire smut at 30 years old. Thank you Ann Rice. #fucktwilight