RYAN BORTIS

Some of the softest hands and slowest feet you'll ever see.

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

Thanks buddy I appreciate it! https://t.co/GRvWW9iWk9

[Left wing Albertan @Snatchera]

@MrSlowDangles you might be the biggest idiot in the history of Twitter. @The_Road_Guy

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

@BenVolin 59-0 but who’s counting?

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

FUTURE HEADLINE
Gabbard dies mysteriously
#ClintonBodyCount

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Hillary & her gang of rich, powerful elite are going after me to send a msg to YOU: ��Shut up, toe the line, or be destroyed.” But we, the people, will NOT be silenced. Join me in taking our Democratic Party back & leading a govt of, by & for the people! https://t.co/TOcAOPrxye

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

Yankees come back in the top 9 just to get their hearts ripped out in the bottom! #ALCS

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

Just watched the entire show, no wonder he is PISSED! #FakeNews

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

I’ve never seen Tom this PISSED!

[Mike Reiss @MikeReiss]

Tom Brady answers questions about his cameo on a Netflix show and he wasn’t happy.

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

@MikeReiss Has anyone watched the entire show? No wonder he’s pissed!

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

@GretaThunberg You’re 16, don’t you have to go to school or something?

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

Former Minnesota Twin named Hicks helping the Yankees

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Hicks PIMP job

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton. You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain. From the day I announced my candidacy, there has been a ...

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

Seriously why isn’t there a video with JR’s Hell in the a Cell call over this yet? #MyGawd #LadyGaga

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

I gotta say I love O-Dog’s Babcock impression! @OverDrive1050

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

#PatsHatFriday!

RT to enter to win a #Patriots @NewEraCap.

Rules: https://t.co/HwqmLqiLhg

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

Could Reaves look any cockier? @GoldenKnights

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Good luck to any NHL player who wants to drop the gloves with Ryan Reaves

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

Flacco and the Broncos making the Chiefs look like the 85 Bears! #TNFonFOX

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

Truly amazing that fights happening in the NHL are now news worthy!

[Daren Millard @darenmillard]

After mark Stone and Pax Pacioretty dropped the gloves on Tuesday @GoldenKnights Ryan Reaves answers the call by @Senators Scott Sabourin. It’s sabourin’s first @Nhl scrap. Brave dude

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

The new season of Letterkenny! @LetterkennyProb

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

@MMFlint I would assume the cops would do the same thing. These cops didn’t seem to feel threatened and obviously weren’t tigger happy! Saying this guy wasn’t shot because he was white is just stupid

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

@jeffpearlman Yeah just like every other president, not a Trump thing!

[RYAN BORTIS @MrSlowDangles]

Top 25 finds? 23 of them would be pieces of wood! #CurseOfOakIsland

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The Expos are heading to the World Series 25 years after getting fucked by the lockout! #NLCS