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married the man of my dreams and won a dundie.

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

Can we get this straight. They are not “flared leggings” they are in fact “yoga pants” respect the history

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

@JordanWakeUD Really the best day? Interesting

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

7 minutes in to 2022.. please for the love stop setting of fireworks. 2021 wasn’t that great. Let’s all just go to bed and call if a night.

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

The CDC says that contracting Covid is more common than your car’s extended warranty and quarantining is less common than answering that voicemail #cdcsays

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

Don’t look up is embarrassingly and beautifully ironic. Why can’t we get our crap together. The parallels man..

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

@JordanWakeUD When you openly admit to your wife being more stylish than you, I don’t think you get to question it. Your words not mine 😉

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

I think the funniest thing is #TrumpBanned is also banned on Pinterest and Spotify. There goes his tuesday nights of looking up “quotes for world domination” while “Born in the USA” plays softly in the background.

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

@NickSwatz Sending all the love your way. I’m sorry for how isolating this year has been. I know it’s not easy especially when others aren’t sticking to what’s right. I’m always here to talk if you need it

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

@Sammie_B89 Excited and covering you guys in prayer

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

@JordanWakeUD Can confirm this is true

[Jordan Wakefield @JordanWakeUD]

But who gets the zoo when she gets convicted of killing her husband?

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

Take a minute and pray for the people who are mourning their family and friends in this time. Those aren’t just numbers and statistics but real people. My heart hurts for those hurting right now.

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

I’m beyond thankful for my husband. Thank you Jesus.

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

@JordanWakeUD Hey yesterday you washed yourself with a potato

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

My husband feeding our kitten in the other room: “be patient it’s a virtue”

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

Sometimes I think about how we snuck the Bill Nye song into our wedding playlist..

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

Let’s see if reverse psychology works for all you rebels “Don’t stay home, go out and party”

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

@LogBli @EllieD12 It gets worse. You will get super invested even after the 12 time going through the series

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

Too good

[maddie @mrsmaddiewake]

Okay but this is funny