Miss Managed

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

"I don't what I don't so tell me what I don't so I know what I don't." #whatareyouevensaying #howareyouamanager

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

Today on made up sayings: "The catch 101 is..." #thisdoesntevenmakesense #howareyouamanager #pleasestoptalking

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

Please, for the love of God, STOP FARTING. It's disgusting. #howareyouamanager #noshame #gross #disgusting

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

"What if I'm a lazy manager...." It's not a what-if. YOU ARE A LAZY MANAGER!!!! #howareyouamanager #hayam #lazymanagers

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

It's not "error" on the side of caution, you idiot. It's "err"!!! #HowAreYouAManager #hayam #justshutup

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

Don't delegate work to your staff & say you're "super duper" swamped then when you fuck up w/ deadlines say you'll help. #howareyouamanager

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

Don't use email subject line for writing your emails. That's what the body is for... #learntoemailplz #howareyouamanager #hayam

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

"I just catched it!" Catched what exactly? How about you catch on to the English language?! #howareyouamanager #hayam #learntospeak

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

Mgr1: you look professional today!
Mgr2: what are you talking abt? I'm always professional! #mmkay #howareyouamanager #hayam

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

@mrsmanaged: "The more cooks in the kitchen, the kitchen's gonna go wild." What in the actual fuck? #howareyouamanager #kitchensgonewild ?!?

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

#newwordoftheday : vice-a versa. "We did it this way and vice-a versa." #howareyouamanager #hayam #yousuckattalking

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

#newwordoftheday : Resignate - "I knew he was gonna resignate!" #howareyouamanager #hayam #readadictionary

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

Why do you feel the need to smack your gum while talking to people on the phone? #howareyouamanager #chewwithyourmouthclosed

[Miss Managed @mrsmanaged]

@mrsmanaged: Picking your nose until there is blood on your finger is just NO. #howareyouamanager #gross #donttouchthekeyboard