unc

my bank account pays for mrs met’s black Amex

fans of the Dallas cowboys and conservatives will likely not have a good time

[Mikhail J. Clive - Author 📚🐯 @Tyras_Mikhail]

Boomers lining up to protect their God-given right to treat their children like shit and still expect love in return, and call me a loser for not getting a job by just giving the manager a firm handshake.

[kara @petite__kara]

Don't come to me for weak advice i support abortion, divorce, cutting family off, quit a job, taking risks and burning bridges

[Fermsy 🎒 @Cryptoboyy_Aji]

Things nobody warns you about your 30s and 40s:

•Your parents will need help before you're done needing help yourself
•Your siblings won't all have the same amount to give
•"Family helps family" sounds beautiful until someone has to say the number out loud
•There is no fair way to split an emergency between people with different incomes
•Everyone will feel like they gave too much, or not enough, at the exact same time

We were never taught how to do this. We were just handed the phone call.

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

What I know about the upcoming midterms:

1. If Republicans keep their majority, "it was a free and fair election and the Republicans were able to keep the Democrats from cheating."
2. If they lose, "it was a fraudulent election and the Democrats cheated."

The message is consistent as gravity.

[unc @MrsMetsCuck]

@SwiftieLee1 Because a lot of men are dumb

[unc @MrsMetsCuck]

@dmtrubman @cmacbowman LA 😂😂😂😂

[Matt McManus @MattPolProf]

There is something so vulgar about the kind of conservative who came from a modest background, but strives to climb the same social hierarchies that once disadvantaged him by endlessly and shamelessly flattering those he now insists are our social betters.

[unc @MrsMetsCuck]

@RaveenTheDream It’s true. The amount of times somebody tries to do the right thing or stand up for even basic decencies it’s “wow, what a pussy” or “just be a bro” and much worse.. it’s very bad and sad and upsetting

[unc @MrsMetsCuck]

@ItsJGamer124 Bad manager, unqualified from the get go. Shouldn’t have even been in this position to be let go as manager because he never should’ve been hired as manager in the first place

[leah 💖 @KakarottaLeah]

if you think people are completely severing their connection to their parents over simple disagreements i hope you never have to experience the pain of what its like for a parent to push you to feel that way

[unc @MrsMetsCuck]

@Tyras_Mikhail Don’t need a reason. Doesn’t need a justification. Doesn’t have to make sense to anyone but the individual. One life to live, can’t spend it tending to the emotional needs of boomers #CutThemOffIfYouWant

[David F. @NJGuitarBoy]

Think about this. We allowed a man who attacked his own capital to be president again.

[quasi @quasiubiquitous]

how is no one saying 3-3-4 are you guys insane??

[Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly]

Have you ever seen a boomer losing their shit in public and verbally abusing some worker who has to stand there and take it and can't walk away?

now imagine being that person's child

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘🕷️𝕰𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖆🖤𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖑 @LanaMaoRey]

Boomers generally have no self awareness, don’t give good advice, and don’t listen to other people. They demand respect for being old but have none of the wisdom being old traditionally used to imply.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Former math teacher here.

Oh my god.

[unc @MrsMetsCuck]

@XMobileArena Is phoebe bridgers even famous enough to do this? Cmon. This is a little much. In general. I’m sure she’s great

[Taryn Hatcher @TarynNHatcher]

When the car in front of me won’t run the yellow light, so I can’t run the red.