I see people mocking this but I applaud the Broken Windows strategy for any Govt when it comes to tackling crime - so long as there is a strategy to combat serious crime too.
In bed with this new guy I was seeing and out of nowhere I hear a squawk - he had a caged parrot under a towel in the corner of his room and we woke it up. The only thing worse was him telling me I could feed it after we were done "humping".
Hello @GaryBarlow. Hope you are well kind sir. Any chance of getting a video message for my sister in law Sarah Salmon for her 40th birthday. Shes Barlow mad. Cheers. Don't ask you don't get #GaryBarlow#legend