Mr Snodes

I have always thought, at the back of my mind, “Cheese and onions”…

[ANGELO @angelofenks277]

Oliver Kahn once took part in a charity penalty shootout against a group of 9-year-old kids. 🧤🇩🇪

The rules were simple:
Every goal the kids scored would generate money for charity.

Most goalkeepers would probably let a few in.

Kahn's response?
Save. Every. Single. Penalty.

He was Diving, Saving, Intimidating.

Charity money raised from goals: €0. 💀

Then came the plot twist.

After turning into prime Oliver Kahn against a bunch of kids, he donated €100,000 of his own money.

He refused to let the kids win.
But he made sure the charity did. 😂

The most Oliver Kahn story ever. 🧤💀

Football stories like this are always nice to know.

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@androofrench @Richwfc2 @RuairiSC_TAIP @italiananglopod

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@Adam_Drury1 Be helpful for his “And I’d like to say thank you to the fans and the back room staff…” message at the end of October.

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@thewatfordway Was good til his head went

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@KeriWarbis Bullitt (San Francisco)?

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@supraman0511 @anon_opin I think even the cover photo on that was overdubbed after.

[Ollie @ollieshone]

Say what you want about football twitter but it doesn’t half make you chuckle sometimes

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@Adam_Drury1 Almost as if he was using the Watford carrot just to negotiate terms….

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@NickBeggs That’s a beast of a bass

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@Schiphol absolute shitshow of security queues today. How amateur can you be?

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@msloobylou Unforgivable.

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@anon_opin Also, it’s a mile and a half from Central Milton Keynes.

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@Adam_Drury1 Brilliant!

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

If I was Zack Polanski I’d get completely meta by announcing “I am not Paul Nuttall”

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@Shiv_who_burns Bonne chance!

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@braxton_uk @WatfordFC @SkyBet Only for 3 months

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

Nothing sums up the current state of @WatfordFC like this dead pigeon rotting above the SEJ stand. #WatfordFC

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@monstroso So glad it’s not just me.

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@SaucySeventies Quite something that someone with a 2 minute act made it last for 30 years.

[Mr Snodes @mrsnodes]

@BerkoFC Wow!