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[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

“smoking kills” not fucking fast enough bro

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

maybe this salted butter toast will save me

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

can i come over and slow blink at your cat or not

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

I’m cracking my knuckles in ways you can’t even imagine

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

new favorite bit where I make AI generated rap songs whenever my friends don’t answer my texts

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

was hooking up w this man and he said “holy moly”

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

watching cupcake wars reruns from 2015

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

lately beer been tasting a lot like i miss my ex

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

every time i’ve heard a man throw up he’s so dramatic/loud about it

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

i looove instant gratification !!!

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

chief queef

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

fun drinking game if you want to stay completely sober: swipe on tinder, take a shot every time you see someone attractive

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

god bless my tattoo artist for not laughing at me when i showed him my reference photo (drawn by me)

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

if i killed myself and people who knew me said that i “unalived” myself i would resurrect so i could kill myself again.

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

this dick is not for the faint of heart

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

just finished a book and started a new one. so soon. whore behavior.

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

came home after 5 day vacation and the mold ecosystem flourishing in my sink is incredible

[Sosa #SpeakSoon👨🏾‍🦯‍➡️ @zlifeofsosa]

Replaced my boxers with football shorts for the last 2 weeks. Let my nuts breath man, it’s been wonderful

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

i’m not addicted. i do need it to be able to eat, sleep, and feel happiness though.

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

was bukowski sad because he was an incel or was he an incel because he was sad?

[nico 🐁 @mrsnohoes]

my cigarette haiku