Court Court

dance instructor who likes to read with her cats

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

My King of Country Swing 💕 hope you had a fantastic birthday handsome 😘

[Death Wish Coffee Co. @DeathWishCoffee]

It’s Friday, I’m in love…

(with coffee).

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

Things I have said this week as an HR professional:
"Studying this CBA would pair nicely with a red from Paso Robles."

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

"This Bud Light tastes like bad men and bad decisions"

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

You're a millennial in corporate America when the title in your email signature is a significant measurable goal.

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

Someone needs to tell our vendors I'm not the plant manager because one just knocked on my door with a cleaning invoice and didn't ask any questions.
Am I even allowed to sign for this invoice??? Lmao why is Corporate America

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

@_DianasaurusRex Boo they're whores. It's your wedding not theirs, if they didn't like it they can fuck right off

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

Period hormones are fun. I'm about to cry at work because I chipped my nail polish.
Love it.

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

The world of #JamesBond moves fast. Can u keep up? Find the 007s hidden in the trailer for a chance 2 win $1000 in movies from #AtomTickets. Play now & see #NoTimeToDie in theaters October 8. @007 @atomtickets #TMobileTuesdays #useek  https://t.co/fPpRnQJlzN via @useek_official

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

I'm casually sitting at the DMV, reading The Stranger Beside Me, while my stepdaughter takes her permit test.
You know, like a normal person

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

Being an adult is driving to the bar and talking about stocks the whole ride ??? when did we go from pregaming and screaming in an Uber to this ???

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

Rewatching Tarzan as an adult and the message is clear:
Humans are garbage. Go live in the jungle.

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Don't trust big decisions to just any network. You deserve 5G that rocks 🤘 — Largest 5G network. Fastest 5G speeds. #LeaderIn5G

RT for a shot at a Samsung Galaxy S21+ 5G! The fastest 5G network meets the fastest 5G Galaxy device! #Sweepstakes​

Rules https://t.co/EQMVQ16qpW

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

THIS IS A TERRIBLE DAY I am fully caught up on my fave podcasts and now I guess my life is over
@ATWWDpodcast @WineandCrimePod @CrimeJunkiePod

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

We're back again tomorrow!!
Join @countryswingjay and I for Country Swing class!! We'll teach you everything from the basics to fun combos!!

Wednesday at 7 pm, all ages @alegriaballroom
$15 per person, BYOB if you're of age
We'll see you tomorrow night!!

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

Join us on the dance floor tonight!! @alegriaballroom for country swing basics, combos and flows!!
7 pm, $15, message me with questions!!

[🧚🏽 @notsoshinemama]

PRO 💕 CHOICE 💕 ISNT 💕 PRO 💕 ABORTION 💕 ITS 💕 PRO 💕 LETTING A WOMAN DECIDE FOR HER FUCKING SELF 💕

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

@rockpapercynic What Mork used to say

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

In my job hunt as a Millennial, I have since found several articles written for Baby Boomers by Baby Boomers around the theme "So your boss is a Millennial" -- I had no idea we were so scary that you guys need instruction manuals for us. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

This joke needs a good ending, but I can't think of one:

"A coronavirus walks into a bar…”

...or shall we all wash our hands of such humor?

[Court Court @mrsnutcase]

Are you even from #Modesto if you don't have Google alerts for the #ScottPeterson case and then IMMEDIATELY text your best friend the article about the overturn of his death sentence?
@themidnightmoth