«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻»

Our gas prices are higher than ever, and I’m the only one fast enough to return them to something remotely decent. I am... THE FLASH #Parody #TheFlash

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

I ✨AM✨ an electric car

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

I’m not happy that this account exists. I thought it would be fun to become a parody account when I escaped the rp shit, but at some point, I have to be an adult and focus on real life.

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

@anotheroldgoat1 @Canarrow1 @UltimateJM_22 Scientifically, life begins at conception. And you know that, or you wouldn’t have instablocked me again. I have one more account, but we both know that what you’re about to say before blocking me here isn’t even worth reading, so just keep it to yourself.

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

@EvasSoiree @Canarrow1 @UltimateJM_22 @straightinat101 @SixGunSiren @redrummehtlla The random amalgamation of personal insults further proves my point by the way. Good bye, you sad individual. Do us all a favor, and don’t leave another nonsense reply before blocking me here thinking that makes you a winner. You’re still a shallow coward.

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

Perpetually on my notifs… I’m not actually back because I have a job. #MyXAnniversary

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

@vicblends my girl and me*

Y’all never learned basic grammar structures, and it shows.

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

@livie_sza @imagineheap Imagine judging a pretty woman for being with an unattractive man.

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

@errorexella Are you sure they aren’t thinking laptop? A laptop’s not quite as serious, though I turn mine off if I can remember to.

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

Nice try diddy

[chibi 💕 Vtuber @chibidoki]

GUYS PLEASE STOP MICROWAVING YOUR CHIBI PLUSHIES THERE IS METAL IN THE TAIL I HATE THAT I HAVE TO SAY THIS GUYS PLEASE STOP MICROWAVING YOUR CHIBIDOKI PLUSHIES

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

@CarolinaIsabelF @theereal_one Because they don’t care about animals. They just hate other people.

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

They don’t care about animal rights. Shoot them down.

[irene🌻 @Strictlyirene]

Animal rights group steal homeless man's puppy 🌚

[Austine @theereal_one]

I find it weird that people will see a homeless person with a dog and think “we have to help the dog” while helping the homeless person doesn’t even cross they minds.

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

Not that being a public comment, like embarrassing yourself in front of potentially several people

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

“It vibrated” BITCH?

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

“My gf who has somehow never petted a cat before described purring”

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

I’ve never petted a cat, but not knowing what purring is is crazy

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

“My gf who has somehow never petted a cat before described purring”

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

The future president

[The Dalbo Dog @Dalbodog]

What do you see in this cloud?

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

You’re so right though

[Caitlin Canahai @caitlincanahey]

Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

@SnifferOfFruit @ppslayer_vt Do y’all not read?

[Pipi Slayer🦇💀 @pipislayer_vt]

@SnifferOfFruit YES I HAVE,I LITERALLY WROTE IN THE OG POST THAT IM NOT INCLUDING IT ON PURPOSE.

[Pipi Slayer🦇💀 @pipislayer_vt]

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE REFFERING TO SHITTING AS "FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE". HOW MANY GASTRIC PROBLEMS DO YALL HAVE!?!?!? PLEASE GET THAT CHECKED OUT CAUSE IVE NEVER ONCE FELT LIKE IM FIGHTING IN THE TOILET

[«𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 ʟᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴏʏ 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻» @mrspeedster7]

@Zhane_Star If I’m in shower mode, I’m not dressing up for the toilet. But yeah, it’s presented wrong.