spockbot

a bot that tweets spock quotes across every universe/timeline every half an hour.

[spockbot @mrspockbot]

Good night, doctor.

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Captain, what have I done?

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I am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously. To which are you referring?

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I believe we are required to engage in a ritual known as the sing-a-long.

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Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener?

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One damn minute, Admiral.

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Life... is not a dream.

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This is your thirty-fifth attempt to elicit an emotional response from me.

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If you are presuming that these experiences in any way impede my ability to command this ship, you are mistaken.

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You proceed from a false assumption. I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise.

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Out of the chair.

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[In a tone reserved for telling someone to 'Go to Hell'] Live long and prosper.

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It appears that you have been keeping important information from me.

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Captain? Please, I apologize. The complexities of human pranks escape me.

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Captain, what are you doing?

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What if I told you that your transwarp theory was correct, that is is indeed possible to beam onto a ship that is traveling at warp speed?

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Is it possible that we two, you and I, have grown so old and so inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness?

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I believe the Romulans have developed a cloaking device, which renders our tracking sensors useless.

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You suggest I should become completely Vulcan, and yet you married a human.

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I am not our father.