Whitney DePaoli

cake baker. music maker. tambourine shaker.

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

@stephenedwardc ME! 🙋🏽‍♀️

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

@stephenedwardc Hey man, she’s right. I feel the exact same way.

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

Today is the day! My band The Bell Jar (@LowerTheBellJar) released this album for your ear holes. 🎉

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

@drvolland 🤣🤣

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

People who post a photo on Instagram and delete it a day later because it didn’t get “enough likes” 🙄 Don’t be a slave to likes.

[Evan Wickham @evanwickham]

Jesus would eat with tax collectors and sinners
And yes, he would call them to repentance
But he would do so in such a way
That he still kept getting invited back to dinners

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

When it’s your birthday AND @LowerTheBellJar announces that our album is going to get mastered for REAL.

[The Bell Jar @LowerTheBellJar]

Just kidding, we got it. Thanks.

The album will be released everywhere in August.
Pre-orders will get it first.

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

@erikkpeterson 😱

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

@LowerTheBellJar 💀

[The Bell Jar @LowerTheBellJar]

The executioner's ax hovers.

Not there yet. 3 days.

[The Bell Jar @LowerTheBellJar]

4 days and 37 pre-orders remain. On June 1, the debut album from The Bell Jar will either move to completion or to the garbage. Pre-orders receive the album prior to official release with a bonus track. Pre-order will close one way or the other on Friday. https://t.co/mkjfRV7EHj

[The Bell Jar @LowerTheBellJar]

5 days and fifty album pre-sales remain.

Participate in an awful choice: Enjoy the new Bell Jar album soon, or rest easy knowing it will never rear its ugly head.

https://t.co/JMe6OOG9fw

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

Fifty. The approximate number of @LowerTheBellJar albums we need to sell by Friday so we can get it mastered. Go get it, people! https://t.co/0e9vLdIoUm

[The Bell Jar @LowerTheBellJar]

87.25%

6 days.

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

Seventeen. The amount of Family Matters episodes I have watched today so far.

[The Bell Jar @LowerTheBellJar]

81% there.

7 days remaining.

[The Bell Jar @LowerTheBellJar]

This is taking too long.
Let's set the self-destruct to June 1 instead of July 1.

Pre-order the debut album from The Bell Jar or wipe it from existence. https://t.co/mkjfRV7EHj

[Whitney DePaoli @mrspowersurf]

@eatchobeanz Truuuue

[The Bell Jar @LowerTheBellJar]

1/2 there.