marissa

A washed up Justin Bieber account

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

Alex Cora gave us 2018 and for that, in this house, he’s a goddamn hero

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Abolish ICE.

[Bet105 @bet_105]

The waiter at the Italian restaurant until I say “when”

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

[H (Sydney Sox fan) @RedSoxYapper]

Garrett Crochet studied at the Alice Cullen school of pitching windups and graduated with honors

[niah. @obvsyukon]

beliebers rising from the grave like this shit is serious

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

[⏻ c:\user\elaine @userELAINE_EXE]

hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can’t properly function

[marissa @mrssalrnzo]

This means a lot to us, clicking headphones and all

[Watch What Happens Live! @BravoWWHL]

Erika Jayne says she isn't buying Sutton Stracke's "sisterhood" #RHOBH #WWHL

[eden @danielarmands]

I am better and smarter than anyone who reads Colleen Hoover.

[marissa @mrssalrnzo]

I can tell my mental health is in a decline because I’m months behind on real housewives and haven’t played candy crush in days

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Do NOT donate money to any of these politicians. Over the next 4 years, there will be organizations and communities that need your funds and your time if you’re able to volunteer. They’ve got billionaire and millionaire backers, your neighbors don’t. Build on the ground.

[Waleed Shahid 🪬 @_waleedshahid]

I'm thinking a lot about what @AOC warned her fellow Democrats in December 2020: "If these people’s lives don’t actually feel different...we’re done. You know how many Trumps there are in waiting?”

[The Romano Report @TheRomanoReport]

These fucking morons voted for a criminal because they think that presidents control the price of groceries.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Weird. Seems like the groups most rapidly fleeing the Democratic coalition are the exact ones where Bernie Sanders was strongest (working class, Latinos, Bros!). Maybe that guy was onto something!

[⟣alyssa⟢ @lyssax_]

If you voted for Trump “fOR ThE eCoNOmY” then you are genuinely one of the dumbest fucks on this earth

[Shannon @shann_anigans]

So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men?????