Samantha

[7rq @gloccnim]

We finally made it to Friday y'all…

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night:

[Lowriii @Lowriiii19]

So the weather has gone cooler, but my house is still just as hot. I can’t seem to cool it down 🥵

[Jake13th 🏴‍☠️ @JakeThirteenth]

My X feed for the past 2 days:

[Bay Area Super fans @Baysuperfans]

When your sibling sees you getting away with something that they got caught for

[Samantha @mrssjparti]

@scriptwren No problem 😊 it's sad about snag, they was the best 😔

[Jake Bennett @jakegbennett]

Me when the table that ordered after us gets their food first.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Per my last email

[Alex @AO1865]

I mean fair fucks to whoever insulates new build houses, cracking jobs fellas because there’s no heat getting out of mine.

[Tiffany @vol212320]

My husband when another Amazon package I didn’t tell him about arrives

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

[Nickers @nickers209]

For the first ever time I shut all the windows and curtains when I went to work today, as kept seeing on here that was the best plan to cool upstairs.

And I was amazed when I got home!

Still like a fucking oven.

Twats.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me after the slightest movement in this bastard heat.

[Cali @calidaysay]

The greatest luxury of the 80s and 90s was being unreachable.

[Shaun Lintern @ShaunLintern]

🤣 You know its true...

[Grace @graceyldn]

The perfect UK summer temp is like 21 to 24 degrees with clear skies.

35/36 degrees is not UK weather and requires a pool and an all inclusive bar.

[Becca @xbeccah]

It has me starving at every pm

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[Lizzie @biscuit_ersed]

My god SHUT UP ABOUT FUCKING CHEESE FUCKING ROLLS