MrsSmith

Colin 💖

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The UK waving goodbye to a Conservative government.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I will vote for any party which stops the police from running over cows.

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

The first thing Keir Starmer must do when he gets into office is give the woman on the left a damehood and a complimentary castle.

[Sgt Peppers @SgtPeppers9]

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[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

@_Hels_ @alelliott88 Better than the original imo

[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

@alelliott88 It's the worst cover of a beautiful song and I will die on this hill!

[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

https://t.co/QlnWhcwSwt
@GaryUsher_ @Elite_Bistros

[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

@TheWhiteHorsePu @Elite_Bistros There should be a trip advisor database for a customer, everytime you dine out the staff rate you and if you have a low score you're banned from booking in anywhere 😅

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Cancer is terrible whoever it affects. Kate doesn’t deserve it, nobody does. The theories circulating occurred, in part, due to terrible mismanagement by the royal comms team. My thoughts are with her but also the millions languishing in fear and panic on NHS waiting lists.

[Livia Drusilla @liviaa_drusilla]

Well, there we have it #RoyalAnnouncement

[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

@emmaroc33249448 @Telegraph Can't afford kids? Don't have them....

[Sue @suetthatsme]

A short, boring but important story.

My daughter (20) works in a coffee shop.
There is a lady who comes in.
She has early onset dementia.
She told my daughter she has no family and gets really lonely.
They spend ages chatting.

[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

Den Perry did it....

[Will Black 🍓🍄 @WillBlackWriter]

Blackpool Tower is such an attention seeker!

Loads of churnalist media reported that some fluttering netting was a fire and Lancashire police launched a helicopter to decide if it's a fire or not. Binoculars would have been much cheaper

[Hannah Waddingham. @hanwaddingham]

I can’t stop looking at photos of this beautiful man. I’m so,so sad that such a cruel,unyielding disease always tried to define him. It will never define him for me. His untouchable gift for comedy,his total honesty on & off screen & his beautiful,handsome face will .

[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

@HumansNoContext Stanley tucci

[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

@RishiSunak It's a lifestyle choice though isn't it.....

[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

Cakes are such a massive pain in the arse, we don't allow homemade cakes but will always allow shop bought / professional cakes in. Still not sure why it's deemed acceptable to eat something you haven't bought in a restaurant!

[Jason @NickMotown]

At this stage, even The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is looking at Suella Braverman and saying "that's a bit much, mate".

[MrsSmith @mrssmith251]

Imagine being so vile!

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Suella Braverman wants to restrict the use of tents by homeless people and fine charities who give them out

[@FT]

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

We won’t forget 🤢