Mermaid Wannabeツ

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[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

@kingof708 I've been pretty good. Working at Carmike in Champaign. Come see me if you're still in the area!

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

Yo...I completely forgot I had this. #whoops. Is this still even relevant?

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

I literally forgot I had this thing..

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

Haha okay Taylor. #2014VMAs

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

@NICKIMINAJ VMA performance of Anaconda? #yesNickiyes

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

When people piss me off, I make a Sim of them and then burn them. I don't know if that's healthy or not but idgaf.

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

When I give you a choice, I'm not really giving you a choice. I just hope your dumbass knows what I want you to say.

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

Let me just stop worrying about you before I put myself into a deep depression.

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

Its literally http://t.co/LVdZOWPFFw rn.

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

@_DomoWilson1 is bae for life tho.

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

I don't know how but he manages to piss me off so quickly. Like we could be having the best time and then he fucks up.

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

I know damn well that Doctor's office isn't this freaking busy. Answer the damn phone already. I've been on hold for 10 minutes now.

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

But anyways, I'm off to bed. I got my job interview tomorrow and I need all the luck I can get!

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

My laptop absolutely hates connecting to my home wifi and its starting to piss me off.

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

If I could not feel like I'm about to throw up, that'd be perf.

[Mariah @MariahNoel968]

@mrssquarepants0 hell yes it was! We should do it again real soon

[Mermaid Wannabeツ @mrssquarepants0]

@MariahNoel968 It's not that easy putting up with you! But I make it look easy. Lmao. Love you too! It was a pretty good weekend tho

[Mariah @MariahNoel968]

Shoutout to my bae @mrssquarepants0 for being my best friend till the end love you girl and putting up with me😘 #BFFWeekend