Petty Witch

Cosmic insignificance ✨

[madam psychosis @madampsychosis]

84-year-old woman looks me in the eye during book club & says: “i’m at the end of my life, facing down the realization that i will die before i ever really face all my rage.”

i’m haunted

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here’s a puppo who forgot he cloned himself. Quite the surpuprise. 13/10 for both (IG: bosunthefrenchie)

[Apple @Apple]

Apple Watch Series 3 with cellular. Stay connected, even when you’re away from your phone. Order September 15.

[Petty Witch @mrsstarstuff]

Nah. Both make me yearn for the days when I didn't know what people were thinking all the damn time. https://t.co/wLwLOxjzpe

[Petty Witch @mrsstarstuff]

All* https://t.co/rA4ZT3eqbR

[madam psychosis @madampsychosis]

my uber is here

[Caitlin Doughty Updates @TheGoodDeath]

SURPRISE DEATHLINGS. My new book From Here to Eternity is available for pre-order. Three years in the making!

https://t.co/zchAvo4xVe

[SPIN @SPIN]

Björk finally announced a release month for her new album https://t.co/EXktq5d6Bf

[Chris Quilietti @ChrisQ_1]

When will my husband return from sea.

[Petty Witch @mrsstarstuff]

My Hubby is out here saving lives & he doesn't even know it.

[neeeee @h0ney_nee]

Bitch you eating again ?!!!

-my debit card

[Petty Witch @mrsstarstuff]

@RoyalHoeliness I was pretty depressed after being diagnosed?

[Petty Witch @mrsstarstuff]

@RoyalHoeliness Nothing is ever "one size fits all"

[Petty Witch @mrsstarstuff]

@RoyalHoeliness Obviously.

[Petty Witch @mrsstarstuff]

@RoyalHoeliness Oncologists generally tell you the exact opposite. Start with healthy eating first and work into exercise.