Currently waiting for my gojek in the serenity bar, an interesting place which is apparently alcohol and smoke free. I have just ordered an infused mineral water for $3 listening to some vegan cunt play his ukulele. I think this is the most fun I’ve had all week. #zen
Theakston’s Old Peculiar and Openshaw’s Ploughman’s Lunch Snack Pack. The Dun Cow, Durham.
Rough as old boots this morning after a night filled of constantly diving head first into the grog, but someone has twisted my arm to get a few jars in this evening. Flew into this one
They say some things can be so bad they become good? This ain’t fkn one of em. 2/10. Will probably delete this tomorrow on viewing, praying for at least 3 likes but.
about it. I thought I’d ordered some subpar crisps from the bar (predicting cheese and onion) Fuck I was wrong, some Lancastrian fuckwit created this abomination (hopefully for shits and gigs) where I received 2 cream crackers, some laughing cow spread and 3 hamster-bollock sized
like a child to the living room on Xmas morn. Proper exciting stuff! A real crafty pub is the equivalent to an adult ball pit. The old peculiar is a proper English bitter feeding me that malty goodness at 5.6% it’ll creep up on ya to the point where I’m at now and am tweeting
Ok let’s be fkn real here myself, troyden and gangong are at the casino it’s 8:06 in the morning and I have never felt so awake. Any chance Mum could do us a solid and pick the boys up for a feed #mix