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[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

I never dodged reading out loud in class. I was praying the teacher would pick the longest paragraph so I could show off my vocabulary and pronunciation. 😭😭

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.

[goggles @proantisnark]

Big after moving to Paris:

[spooky sky🎃👻 @hannibalbareass]

logging in to harvest my crops

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

One of the stranger parts of being an adult is realizing how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited. Not even out of curiosity.

[Jesse Walker @notjessewalker]

I know we're not supposed to break the fourth wall, but the show we're in now was spun off from some thing called The Apprentice.

[Caitlin @caitlin_mmm]

I highly recommend incorporating delusional optimism into your routine as much as you can

[👸🏽Honey🌹 @Love4Amber_]

Dudes be 3 strokes in talkin about, “this mine”. Calm down Christopher Columbus you just got here.

[das überkristall @crystalxduan]

the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

when everything is owned by ten people and you’re drinking a $25 latte while watching a warner bros romantic comedy starring netanyahu

[Filip I guess 🐋 @TheFilzak]

Having sex is great way to realize that your body is perfectly fine

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I think people have a very tough time understanding that victims of a nonconsensual encounter offffften try to convince themselves for a long time that it was consensual before arriving to the conclusion that they were violated. It's too complicated for them to understand

[jelly ''cat thing'' 💜🚯🏳️‍⚧️ @ks_spamz]

I be hating countries with horrible governments but the second y'all start acting like people are less than human for just being born a specific place I will look at you weird

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

A lot of yall talk about Israeli citizens like you're not an American citizen

[Nick @aftersunfilm]

Career highlight easily

[Tatiana Walk-Morris @Tati_WM]

You get there & you find out people are very weird and/or unqualified.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.

[✴︎ @finchertino]

do you want to see everything or not

[Dusktorn @Dusktorn]

The worst thing about AI is that I can’t get customer service for anything anymore, the only way to reach out to a human for help involves breaking the AI chatbot first like it’s some troll at a bridge you gotta bypass