Riley

investor | mysterious guy

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

@VinceVaughn_Fan I have an idea 💡

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

I’ve been calling the CEO of Uber trying to pitch him on celebrity rides.

Pay $500 and NLE Choppa will pick you up and bring you to your destination.

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

Love seeing guys in hard hats smoking joints on the job. No wonder shit never gets done 😂

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

I wonder if the long term goal for zuck is to upload human consciousness into the metaverse… seems like some shit he’d be all about. Immortality for those near the end. 🤔 $META

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Some sort of conspiracy going on with people’s preferences of flats over drums. Hey Alexa…research wings conspiracies…and respond to me in Snoop Dogg’s voice.

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

Are plasma screens goy slop?

Big ass blue light emitter in your home to keep your goy brain stimulated with the latest programs from Tel Aviv.

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

On opiates at the Stella Lefty concert

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

Felt like resting on my laurels today

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

My cab driver is scrolling YouTube shorts connected to the speaker while eating a popsicle

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

@StatisticUrban The dogs in NYC are out of control. There needs to be additional tax on these people.

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

@PaulSkallas This just isn’t even true at all.

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

@VinceVaughn_Fan 😂😂

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

Can’t wait to be an old dude and get butt ass naked in the locker room

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

Every teenager is Mexican

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

You can tell if someone has an inner monologue or not by their Spotify wrapped

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

@spittinchiclets Tanner Glass

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

@unusual_whales This just can’t be true

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

Life gets exponentially better when you avoid foods that fuck up your stomach. #lindy

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

$PYPL

[Riley @mrsuckondese]

Corporate life is a constant struggle between the people who want to move up in the world and the people who have maxed out their potential and do not care.