Laura Maddox

She/her. Wrestle wife/cookie lady. If Danny Devito was a girl. Hot Topic Martha Stewart. 💗💜💙 @LuchaCookies is probably useless now.

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

If you get to where you're going and turn off the car before Bohemian Rhapsody is over, I don't need you in my life.

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

@OtarOddball The guys are on the Labor of Love show next weekend but I don't know if there's room in the car for me, lol.

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

@OtarOddball @travis_huckabee 🤣 It's okay. Miss you! 💚

[whalefact @awhalefact]

saying “i am bad at this”

-defeatist
-will make you sad
-removes the possibility for improvement

saying “a whale would be impressed by my ability”

-encouraging
-always true because whales don’t even have thumbs and also appreciate effort
-makes you think about whales

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

@OtarOddball @travis_huckabee @_theyaremax_ Thank you 💚

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

30 days?!

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

@travis_huckabee Fair enough. I also enjoy avoiding gaggles of youths.

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

@travis_huckabee You think I know what kids are doing?

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

@ultrafrito @BoomerHatfield Come on now. You know if he could choose he'd be an ant.

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

It's not, but thanks.

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

@DC330 I don't believe either of them would be this cool ever.

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

@ALLHAILCRAB

[Earth, Wind & Fire @EarthWindFire]

What are y’all doing tomorrow?
Asking for a friend.

[Drew Gulak @DrewGulak]

I am stuck in a net.

[Laura Maddox @MrsXoddam]

@OtarOddball @Kaiabustah @SonnyDefarge