MrTeajunkie

miniature schnauzer dad married with 3 girls and little boy Charlie MASSIVE Sophie Ellis-Bextor fan 😀

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@dj_overdose hey fella

Where you been??
You not on the DF discord ?

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Check out TheDecalManUK's video! #TikTok https://t.co/mB2JDB7JNC

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@RishiSunak

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@ArlaFoodsUK

I contacted you about some milk that smelled and tasted like a cleaning agent weeks ago.

You asked me to send the milk off which I did.
I have heard nothing from you and I was told I would be refunded for the milk which I haven't.

What's happening?

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@Rodeje25 @VisionaryVoid @Morbidful I always masturbate naked.

Edit: oh you said meditate.

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@ilovenostalgia Ancient???

My 6 year old knows who morph is.

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@Stockportrico11 Blackbeard (the pirate) and banksy.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Name the date 🐔

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@GigaBeers Where is this ?? Asking for a friend 👍🏻

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@simonmayo you were such a poser in the 90s mate. 🤣🤣🤣

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@Ofcom I'm not one to complain about TV ads but the @OntheBeachUK advert which uses the word "booking genius" in a play on the word "fucking genius" is being noticed by my 6 year old who has stated several times "that man on TV is swearing using the F word"

NOT ACCEPTABLE 🤬

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@char1iewatts Haha oh my childhood.
Drove over this many times in my MK2 fiesta. And after I passed my test back in 1994 in my ford Sierra. 😂

Scary as fook if your scared of heights like me.

But still not as fun as the high low bit on m5 in a tranny in the outside lane.

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@Ruddy_Muddy Absolute legends right there.

What an amazing talent this guy has did wrighty proud.

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@bagshaw2112 @BBCRadio2 @RealKenBruce @MissHelenThomas @bbc are scumbags that pay wages of paedophiles what makes you think they care about normal everyday people paying their wages.

I am thinking a mass boycott of the TV license is needed. I don't actually know why i have to pay when I don't use BBC services.

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@mattsyourlot @russty_russ @neilsmiles This was my local shop growing up and we'd go to m&w for lunch out of school.

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@VodafoneUK Instead of an Amazon voucher can you fix my broadband.

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@Alphafox78 Rotate -90*

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@benonwine You made a typo that should read pair of twats.