Tim Griffiths

Karateka, marketing professional, fan of tea and dad to two noisy little tykes. Views all mine.

[BristolKarateAcademy @Bristol_Karate]

🥇 for @MrTimGriffiths in the 40+ years Kata at the Central England Open Championships! Well done, Tim!

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

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[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Quite the surreal minute on the BBC News Channel just now.

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

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[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[BristolKarateAcademy @Bristol_Karate]

Medal update: 🥇 Gold for @MrTimGriffiths in the 40+ kata at the KSE Championships in Gloucester! Well done, Tim!

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

@JohnLewisRetail, lovely idea to run a competition to colour in a bear! Our kids loved it! Bad idea to point people to hand them in at an understaffed desk at Cribbs Causeway, Bristol. Poor lads wonder if they’ll ever get to hand them in.

[Worcester Warriors @WorcsWarriors]

No Photoshop ❌
No emails ❌
No wifi ❌

But we do have match on Sunday! ☑️

#COYW #Together

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

First outing representing #jksengland at the British Championships. Gold in Male Veteran Kata! Thank you to @sensei_price for your support and advice. Good idea to switch katas! 😄

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

"Russian oligarchs, they own London … they empower Vladimir Putin, they make him an absolutely untouchable dictator” - a message on the Russian embassy

[Holly Sterling @holly_sterling]

* Calling all teachers * Head over to @PopUpFestival to find exciting resources from a range of authors and illustrators..!! Enjoy your karate crafts while you're there! 🥋📚 @BrightAgencyUK @BIGPictureBooks @WalkerBooksUK

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

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[REJOIN CAMPAIGN @sonofr]

Were you aware that Johnson had his school fees paid by the EU - including Eton?
Dad was a European Commission official and because he was working ‘abroad’ the school fees were paid.

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

@jakepjohnson You surely sent her a video wishing her a merry Christmas anyway though, right?!

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

@premrugby @CPiutau @BristolBears 🔥🔥🔥

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

When you’re so out of your depth and it takes just a single word to make you look as stupid as everyone already thinks you are. 🤡 #BorisHasFailedTheNation #germany

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

If you’ve tested positive and the track and trace people ask who you’ve been in contact with, just say Dominic Cummings. If everyone who tests positive says that, he won’t be able to leave the house until this is over.

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

@10DowningStreet My instinct says, sack Cummings and I’ll think about it.

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

Dominic Cummings takes a 500 mile round trip in his car during lockdown and days later lets Boris open car showrooms from 1st June. Coincidence? Does Dom need a new motor? 👀 😉 #puppet #organgrinder #DominicStays #CumGate

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Grieving families have been split, funerals have been unattended, the dying have been forced to say their farewells via iPads, because people obeyed the rules to protect the NHS & save lives, and Johnson stands there defending that utter fuckweasel Cummings.

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

@michaelgove Oh dear. This hasn’t aged well.

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

LEAKED! The original update to the government guidance slogan #dominiccummings didn’t want you to see. #COVID19 #notreal

[Tim Griffiths @MrTimGriffiths]

Hello @conservatives! 👋 Hoping you can clear something up for me. Found this on @GOVUK website. 👇 Has this ever applied to me? What if I was to change my name to Dominic Cummings? Where’s the bit about driving? It’s all very confusing. 🥴 #SackDom #COVID19