Jake Johnson

Bristol boy 🌍 Lycra lout 🚲 Social specialist 🤓 FS industry watcher 👨🏻‍💻 Not the Jake Johnson actor bloke or Jack Johnson the musician.

[Jake Johnson @jakepjohnson]

Hey you! Yes, you. Have a great day.

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@lgladdy @hayles It’s when I peaked

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Bristol buses are just as shit as they’ve always been I see #BusRant

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@hayles @indiespiritbath I’m out of practice if it’s not about football shirts…

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Twitter! A task for you. How old do we think this bottle of unopened gin is?

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@hayles I’m also from the 80s

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@hayles From those links, it looks like it’s from the 1980s - which doesn’t sound old but was up to 40 years ago!

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@hayles Yes. Yes it is. I didn’t want to bother my football shirt lot with it.

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@Chutzpah84 @anon_opin Nonsense

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[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

'The focus on vulnerable children has been my focus throughout the pandemic.'

@susannareid100 asks @vickyford about what she's going to do to make sure a 'generation of children are not going to be left behind' as a result of the pandemic.

Watch GMB 👉 https://t.co/6iQ6ebeOEQ

[Jake Johnson @jakepjohnson]

I keep muting their line myself but they just unmute themselves again

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Someone on a work call has a child in the background practicing their scales on a brass instrument and they keep leaving themselves unmuted...

[AndyM @andel11]

@MooseAllain Wife at friend's house. Her 10-yo son comes home from school. Mother / son conversation:
Mother: "How was your day"
Son: "Great. I found a dead cat"
M: "How do you know it was dead?"
S: "I pissed in his ear"
M: "You did what???!!!"
S: "I went 'pssst' in his ear"

Cue hysterics.

[NHS England @NHSEngland]

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[Jake Johnson @jakepjohnson]

I usually reserve my football shirt stuff for @KitNerdUK, but my word I've bagged a beauty that I owned back in 1996!

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“It seems like a joke but it is not: in the coming weeks NO TIME TO DIE reshoots will be carried out to ... update the scenes with product placement. After such a long delay, the objects are already obsolete.”

[Sofilm @SOFILMEsp]

Parece coña pero no lo es: en las próximas semanas se llevarán a cabo reshoots de NO TIME TO DIE para... actualizar las escenas con product placement. Después de tanto retraso, los objetos ya han quedado obsoletos.