mawrk

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

@WayneRooney I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

[nwl @nwl88444048]

There's not a violin in the world small enough to lament Ray Darcy ...

“I am glad my mother was dead, and didn’t witness RTE giving me three months notice of its intention to change its Radio 1 afternoon schedule, where I would be dropped from a show which had been haemorrhaging audience, failed to attract a sponsor, and for which I was paid up to €450,000 (2017-2019, dropped in increments to €250,000 by 2025) a year for 200 * 90 minute light entertainment/music radio; her being dead also meant she missed me refusing to go on air when I threw a tantrum about the change, and then being paid €50,000 by RTE as a gratuity for sitting on my bum despite there being no such contractual obligation on RTE, and me refusing to consider alternative programmes and opportunities suggested by RTE”

[mawrk @mrtnlh95]

@Valen10Francois Hey just checking if you have an answer? Have you already enlisted?

[mawrk @mrtnlh95]

@Valen10Francois When are you enlisting in Ukraine??

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Pumpkin Spice to Hogan,”I dare you to touch it brother “. HH

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

[🐘🧀 @DangMarquis]

Daniel Cormier told Jon Jones “You doing steroids, snorting cocaine and sandblasting prostitutes” and Jon said “Prostiutes???” 😭😭😭

[Nasser @RichPianian]

“It was actually Batista who tortured my dad”

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Say what you want about Tate but to have the guts to turn up and be at the head of the first Pride march in Dubai takes some guts.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[La Dépêche du Midi @ladepechedumidi]

"Qu'est-ce que fout un Irlandais dans le Gers, au milieu de nulle part ? Bah il ouvre un pub." On s'y est rendu pour le match de rugby Irlande - Angleterre et... on ne s'est pas ennuyé avec Michael Geoghegan.

[The Ditch @wereontheditch]

The Ditch gained access to Jeffrey Epstein’s FedEx account – records show it was used for shipments long after his death and an address book including a senior Israeli military officer now considered a “strategic consultant” for “diplomatic matters”.

https://t.co/Yh28HP4um5

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

Watch this… they wait for the corner to be taken and then rush and FOUL the goalkeeper. They do this for EVERY corner and set-piece.

Yet @FA_PGMOL do NOTHING.
https://t.co/AzY658Byp8

[Séamus Mór @SeamusMor19]

What sort of a joke country are we when people with *active deportation orders* feel safe enough to openly gather in public outside our government building?

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

I love how sea turtles don’t just spit out things that taste bad, but they get mad and try to smack it.

[zispoms @imzispoms]

how is this allowed man?

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Theo Walcott asked how Manchester United's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team..

Wayne Rooney's response is class. 😂😂😂😂