Mr. Towner

find me as mrtowner on the Bluesky and the gram and as shawntowner on letterboxd, storygraph, mastodon, pixelfed, and in real life

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Raising money for the APDA 2026 Optimism Walk for Parkinson's - Atlanta, Georgia https://t.co/fpdPi9vjyu

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Got a bird feeder with a camera. So far no birds. Just this one stupid squirrel that keeps falling out of the damn thing.

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Totally real footage of me crossing the finish line in victory at the Parkinson's walk today. Thanks to all who supported/donated.

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One week until the Parkinson's walk. Still time to donate or to send the link in my bio to a wealthy estranged relative. If I meet my fundraising goal, I will start a Parkinson's focused sock review YouTube channel called Dr. Socks Talks Parkinsocks.

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Still raising money for the Parkinson's walk next weekend. If you can't donste, share this post with your ex and tell them you're in love with YuNg ShaKEY now. I don't know how that will help me raise money, but it's worth a try. https://t.co/fpdPi9vjyu

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New York's hottest club is alone on the beach

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I ate spicy bacon. Now give me money and donate to my Parkinson's Walk campaign. Donation link in bio.

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Raising money for the Parkinson's walk. If I reach my stretch goal and raise exactly $8000.37, I will quit my job and become a rapper named Yung Shakey. I'll use a 1b non-thinking AI to write my raps and will start beef with everyone. https://t.co/y56BqKCj2j

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Snow. Two years in a row. Time to move.

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New year, new me

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Sunset

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The most exclusive club in the world is the list of people that receive my holiday card.

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Some artists work with paint, some with marble, but I make my art with triscuits. This year's Thanksgiving charcuterie plate might be my finest work to date. A masterpiece. #foodie #gourmet #givemeafoodnetworkshow

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Ready for the flight to NCTE. Very excited to explore the restaurant scene in Denver and then just end up getting takeout alone at Chipotle

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I forgot to pack sunscreen.

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I got a card catalog from a middle school that opened in the 1960s. I put it in my dining room. Give me my own HGTV show, you cowards. I'll call it "That Thing's Heavier Than It Looks. Just Leave It Downstairs."

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Beach bum

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Let an app decide my Labor Day getaway. No regrets.
https://t.co/2xnzzoLNPc

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ain't no mountain high enough

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Arkansas sunrise