Thomas Lawrence

Actor, Comedian, horse whisperer.... one of these is a lie.

[sophieraworth @sophieraworth]

As the sun set over Westminster tonight…the crowd gasped. Taken from @bbc studio by @alexdoherty_tv

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I were lucky enough to know Her Majesty The Queen. Back when we were just beginning to navigate life as President and First Lady, she welcomed us to the world stage with extraordinary generosity. Our thoughts are with the Royal Family and those mourning her passing.

[Lorraine @reallorraine]

These lads were faultless - such a difficult duty carried out impeccably

[Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant]

When Huw Edwards gets home, do you reckon he can't stop narrating. "The fridge there, of course... a great thing for keeping liquid cold, as it has done for many years. The milk, a favourite of her late majesty, now... into my tea. A real atmosphere in the kitchen here tonight."

[Thomas Lawrence @MrTPike1]

@5tevieM Red Dwarf!

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

Happy Friday the 13th!
#FridayThe13th

[Margey's meaty moments @Margeysmeat]

Our spellbinding homage to Her Majesty The #Queen! 👑
We've carved Queen Elizabeth II onto the Cerne Abbas Giant celebration of the #PlatinumJubilee.

[John David Alan Daffern and Davey d...all grown up @AlanDaffern]

** Max has been stolen ** from Forest Fields NG7 6ln please share I can't lose him, I can't, please help me. He's slim not very a big dog the breed and 7yrs old was wearing a blue collar
CASH REWARD if you can get him back home * Copied * - #Nottingham

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Something I said

[Thomas Lawrence @MrTPike1]

@soapachu Oh yeah, if they're so great, how comes they're not the ones destroying OUR habitat?!

[Thomas Lawrence @MrTPike1]

@GooseCG I came for the bike story, I stayed for this.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once go so stoned I watched an entire movie on mute & cried because I thought I'd gone deaf

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Boss is ex army and as a joke birthday present the team ordered him a hand grenade shaped lighter. We didn't know all inbound post is xrayed…. Bomb alert triggered and the whole 30 floor building was evacuated. We denied all knowledge in the subsequent inquiry.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I left my model train magazine in the masturbation room at the fertility clinic. I couldn't ask for it back - I was too embarrassed they'd think I'd been wanking to miniature locomotives.

[Thomas Lawrence @MrTPike1]

Hahaha!
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[Vicky 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @VeeferVicky]

@joelycett

[Bacon Fingered Bap Tosser 🔞 @BunsOfHam]

Instead of..
Per my last email - Why don’t you pay fucking attention, shithead?
For future reference - listen, you gormless prick.
Bumping this.. - Mailing again, as you clearly can’t be fucked to reply.
Going forward - fuck up again, and I’ll shove your keyboard up your arse.

[Thomas Lawrence @MrTPike1]

@DynamiteComics Hi, I've been trying to get a responce from your customer services for weeks now regarding your Pathfinder Kickstarter.
But I'm getting no responce.
Could I have an update please?