We Acquired a Menagerie

Uncle of 2, Nephew to 3. Just a guy with weasels on his face looking for a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches.

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

Why is Trump's FDA so much better at catching all these food dangers? Are they using AI?

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

(Trying to make For You page)

There’s an obvious answer to this, but you’re not going to like it.

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

what do these 2 colors remind you of?

[Terry Rozier @T_Rozzay3]

Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

@triplewinks The headings read like she had a very tough life, but I got my full dose of existential dread in the overview section 🙃

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

It's still possible "We Will All Go Together When We Go," but it's a shame he went just a little sooner. RIP Tom Lehrer.

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

Oof, this is a tough one. Maybe the greatest dork to ever do it.

https://t.co/KTaB6AOO5u

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

I always took him for a modern Renaissance Man: a Harvard math professor who can play any style of piano and write meter-conscious trisyllabic couplets about any current event.

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

@robstersauce @moultano

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

@sfoguj @travis_view @PayPal

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

Country music superstar Jelly Roll makes his acting debut in CBS's Fire Country.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

DOW UP NOW

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

It’s crazy that the post-WW2 international order is coming to an end due to a decade long Tumblr vs. 4chan war

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

trying to remember order of operations and only coming up with this

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

@tonyhawktruther

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

(Just found out about Brat Summer): Matt Summer

[Jack Fernandez News And Updates @jackanfer]

When they play paper planes at a rally and Trump thinks its happening again

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Muslim immigrants in UK: "This is our country now! There's nothing you can do about it!" — Coming soon to the United States.

[We Acquired a Menagerie @mrtrog]

@jamieloftusHELP Leave Britney Alone

[Delaware Baseball @DelawareBASE]

Congrats Jake! 🤝