Ace Hosein

in case of apocalypse DNR pre-follower influencer | level 2 asshole | advocate

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

Diary of a surprise surrogate father

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[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

Gin and sorrel dangerous, be careful this season

[Jihan Roberts @shoesbyFIS]

I need to add to my will
If i die tragically i DO NOT want Ian Alleyne in meh place

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

It dawned on me today that I have a half marathon next Sunday I have not prepared for 😱😵‍💫

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

South girl have nice bottom eh but I getting too old for back pain from that M1 Tasker

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

Skinny Fabulous really say fuck around and find out 🤣🤣 https://t.co/1V8YZenhwK

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

A child keeps coming to talk to me through a gate I'm sitting next to and I have no idea what she's saying, I just randomly agree or disagree 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

My toxic trait is I gonna tell the dentist people I visit that they look like they enjoy hurting people

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

If I just got my sandwich toasted don't talk to me #workadvice

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

Today was a day to drive home without pants

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

@fareeezy Your stylist never misses

[. @itsbritni_bish]

one piece about the Terrance from Trinidad story that I don’t feel is getting enough attention is that Terrence met the young lady in the capacity of being a police officer whose help is being enlisted to assist with her abusive ex. He crossed a line.
It’s giving predator.

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

These ladies taking off the ac in the break room makes me want to forget women's rights 🥲

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

All of my facades have a low melting point and today's fucking hot

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

@nikhipedia1 Not yet, I'm waiting for a carrot cake dowry offer

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

Day 3 of being a delivery driver and I've received 3 marriage proposals 😝 #blush

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

Why is it so hard to get an invoice emailed to you???

Print whatever you hadda print for your records but give me the thing digitally nah

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

This bitch say meet her between 8:30 and 10.... I've been here since 9:40 and am annoyed

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Almost unquantifiable how much better this would have been

[Ace Hosein @mrtwinkle]

@Mystical_Faerie 🤮

[Western Civic Reform @scrollTherapy2]

@PicturesFoIder Happy owl getting some love..🦉😊❤️ https://t.co/vkbb1rfxjK