Michael Rubiner

Writer-Model-Whatever

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

After #Brexit comes Djexit - Djokovic exiting #Wimbledon

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

World Cup withdrawal! How about a game for fifth and sixth place?

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

Selling out is the new integrity.

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

Boring is the new interesting.

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

Self cleaning juicer/ does not really get that clean/ causing great sadness

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

@alirio_hernan you know how I love the fanny pack

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

If normcore is real, Burbank CA is the coolest place in the world. #fb

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

Say what you want, experts. I'm declaring LA's drought over.

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

So that's what a (small) earthquake feels like. Today, 5:30 AM. Epicenter - under our house, I think. #fb

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

My one and a half year old didn't get the memo about the extra hour of sleep this morning. #fb

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

@pattymurraynyc hope I'll make it back to nyc before too long so we can play it again :)

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

@pattymurraynyc did you send that because it was the closing song on Breaking Bad?

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

Why are we wasting #Rodman on North Korea when he's urgently needed in Syria? #fb

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

The Bryan Brothers are looking more and more like Michael Keaton in Multiplicity. #USOpen #fb

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

To do a #Yelp restaurant review in LA, you first review the parking, then the food. #fb

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

Will people say dollars to #cronuts now?

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

@tggesq yes he stepped in some

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

@tggesq #TWCfail

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

Baby butt dialing: when your kid accidentally calls someone from your cell. #Fb

[Michael Rubiner @mrubiner]

Note to self: If I ever write novel, be sure to leak that it's really by #jkRowling . #fb