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𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓫𝓪𝓵𝓵 !!

[murp @mruhpy]

@BeccaBailey9 Hardly come on here anymore and just remembered this lil shindig

[murp @mruhpy]

Bringing this back because this also applies for LinkedIn!!! Leave me alone dummy!!!!

[murp @mruhpy]

if u r blocked...on every platform...then don’t email me it’s very simple

[murp @mruhpy]

got around to watching vampire diaries finally
All I can say is it’s best I waited until adulthood to watch because hormonal teenage murphy would have been absolutely feral

[clare @sadderlizards]

4 hour nap save me..save me 4 hour nap

[whitney @its_whitney]

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

[murp @mruhpy]

The whole fit is so rachel berry coded too wait-

[nat @dunstz]

i think kelly clarkson’s covers are the closest thing we have to a modern day glee cast version of songs (complimentary)

[murp @mruhpy]

I guess when you sell millions of people’s information you can afford multiple time slots for ads during Super Bowl

[murp @mruhpy]

Tried lactose free milk. Didn’t feel like poop afterwards. Ain’t that somethin

[fran @galacticidiots]

If you squint you can see a single man in possession of a good fortune on his way to tell his crush she has bewitched him body and soul

[murp @mruhpy]

Feb, are you airy?

[murp @mruhpy]

@yeehawputa “I TWEETED ABOUT YOU IF YOU EVEN CARE”

[murp @mruhpy]

Happy birthday morpy say it back 🔫🔫

[murp @mruhpy]

@BeccaBailey9 PARTY

[murp @mruhpy]

Oop!

[mi’asia 🌟 @glowinasia]

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[murp @mruhpy]

I can roll the perfect bucket of silverware where they are each tightly rolled and placed uniformly- no wiggle room, no lumps and bumps just one solid cube in final form ‼️🎉🦗

[murp @mruhpy]

@lil_jujuvert chugga chugga ate chugga chugga slay

[murp @mruhpy]

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