Alan Ng

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[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@AnnaKendrick47 They deserve a Pepsi

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@ShamsCharania Too little, too late

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@TalkinYanks So few players on this team have plate discipline or an understanding of the moment. In crucial moments like this, you want to have extended at bats to give the pitcher more chances to throw a bad pitch. Too many impatient batters in this lineup

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@GovSherrillNJ Extend the canopies for outdoor train station platforms so that they cover the entire length. Place solar panels on the canopy. The canopies then provide protection from the elements, and energy to light up the station the entire night

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@NJTransit_CA @GovSherrillNJ Your weekend service is abysmal. You tout service to NYC and Metlife stadium, but only offer 1 train an hour. Every NJCL train during the holiday season is jam packed. How hard is it to have a train every 40 minutes? That would be 1 more train every two hours.

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@NJTRANSIT Still haven't figured out to put engines on both ends of all trains to go forward and backward, and to also use a limited number of trains to act as a shuttle service between NYPenn and Newark Penn, to reduce train traffic

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@NJTRANSIT Kalshi won't even give odds on you failing during the World Cup because the whole world already knows you'll live down to your reputation

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@ShamsCharania Duncan Robinson: 0 games

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@jess_ann_pin Thanks for giving everyone on the East Coast reading material for the upcoming snow storm

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@JeffPassan Yankees put this rain delay they're in, to good use

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@NJTRANSIT But are you offering additional train service to accommodate the massive crowds? Cuz it looks like your regular weekend schedule right now.

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@NJTRANSIT Isn't this project supposed to be done in 2035? Speed things up and then we'll share your enthusiasm.

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@TalkinJake Giancarlo running just as fast as Ant Man

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@EvanRobertsWFAN But are you getting moist?

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@VancityReynolds He was just so upset that he missed the latest Mint Mobile deal

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@JeffPassan @wojespn @AdamSchefter @minakimes @LauraRutledge @Lily_Blum96 @JoeyB @Realrclark25 @RealTannenbaum @ESPNNFL @ESPNPR @espn Ain't nobody Passan him in that department

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@NJTRANSIT Why aren't you running train service to the stations closest to both ends of the bridge, and then run shuttle service between the two?

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@NJTRANSIT Train delays galore, but the price increase... right on time and on schedule

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@EvanRobertsWFAN Solution for pitchers - Have a washing station somewhere behind home plate. Pitchers rinse off their hands before the start of every inning, and then they're allowed to apply rosin and dirt...in full view of everybody

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@DefiantLs Stream all new episodes of Choosing The Bear on FX!

[Alan Ng @mruvula]

@NJTRANSIT Then get your equipment in position. You sound like an OCD child who won't let other kids play with their toys because one of the toys wasn't returned the last time.