the real mrvoltronn

I’m here for the engagement. let’s chat.

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

Is Crunchwrap Supreme the best food item ever invented?

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

@austinywang Zero pussy getting behavior tbh

[yip @yipfella]

uk rappers be like she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle

[Senator Scott Wiener @Scott_Wiener]

https://t.co/smM6rLuB1R

Connie Chan's congressional platform in one word: NO.

No to new housing. No to transit improvements. No to Sunset Dunes and JFK Promenade.

Mine is one word too: YES. Yes to building a fun and affordable city, with plenty of housing for future generations.

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

@SFGiants are about bigotry now?

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

Congrats @nyknicks. Godspeed New York, be safe.

[nicølina 🪿 @ellonico]

good lord

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

@RecallFielder She’s gotta go. Nice woman, means well, bad at her job.

[Recall Jackie Fielder @RecallFielder]

Sign the petition and demand she step down at https://t.co/V8uDBvexVi

[Mike Bloomberg @MikeBloomberg]

Our second meeting went a little smoother. Huge congrats to my new friend @AlvaradoJose15 and the @nyknicks on their historic comeback. Don't ever count NYC out. One more to go. Let's Go Knicks!

[Mike Bloomberg @MikeBloomberg]

Great to meet NYC's homegrown star, @AlvaradoJose15. But next time, Jose, just call me. Let’s go Knicks!

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Jeffrey Epstein will not be attending the Knicks vs. Spurs game at Madison Square Garden tonight.

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

@USCPSC Racist as hell man tf

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

@SonsofJohnnieLe Needs to be a dome.

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

@Avabelly__ They are cute leave them.

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

@DetcordDedushka @united @AlaskaAir I’ll just wait on your Spotified wrap

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

Huge delay w/ @united. @AlaskaAir would never.

[the real mrvoltronn @mrvoltronn]

@kron4news Korean guy is hungry news at 11