Mr. Wedge

I am a fervent admirer of the nether regions.

[Mr. Wedge @mrwedges]

If I commence shaking my rump it'll continue on for a while by itself. Thus it's not a situation I enter into lightly.

[Mr. Wedge @mrwedges]

Now Hiring. Stage is handicapped accessible.

[Mr. Wedge @mrwedges]

Baby, you have a lot of junk in that trunk! But seriously, please clean it off before the next dance, this is a classy place.

[Mr. Wedge @mrwedges]

It is unfortunate that more people don't see the value of posterior oiling. The shine you get is quite impressive.

[Mr. Wedge @mrwedges]

Back that thing up, kindly