Anthony Touperelli

MVFBL and MVFFL insider, Podcaster, Sports Entertainment Journalist of the year 2010, Man of the people and cat lover...I'm friends with beat writer Bolando.

[Anthony Touperelli @mrwednesday08]

@heatseeker775 @LucilleBurdge she loves herself

[Anthony Touperelli @mrwednesday08]

🚨 TOUPE BOMB 🚨

Sources: Rochester is acquiring Antonio Senzatela and Tennis Rackets’ 2027 2nd-round pick.

Tennis Rackets receive Griffin Jax, the SP/RP cheat code currently putting up 9.4 FP/G.

Rochester gets the pick. Tennis gets the weapon.

[Anthony Touperelli @mrwednesday08]

🚨 TOUPE BOMB 🚨

Sources: The Pumped are acquiring Jazz Chisholm Jr. from the Rochester Scoop Scoundrels.

Rochester receives Byron Buxton, The Pumped’s 2027 2nd-round pick, and The Pumped’s 2028 1st-round pick.

Big swing here. The Pumped get Jazz. Rochester gets Buxton and a future war chest.

[Anthony Touperelli @mrwednesday08]

Reliable sources are telling me that the MVFFL Commissioner's Office will be closely looking at any deals between Santa Monica and Ayer as a result of multiple deals done between the two owners in the MVFBL that have been suspect...vetoed deals are a possibility I've heard...more to come

[Anthony Touperelli @mrwednesday08]

🚨 TOUPE BOMB 🚨

Sources tell me Freddy Funkhouser has been digging into the Santa Monica Sunsets’ trade history… and folks, the findings are troubling.

MVFBL may have its first superteam.

Full column drops now. 👀
Here it is...https://t.co/5vyIPg4Nhe

[Anthony Touperelli @mrwednesday08]

@LucilleBurdge why posts bets? Just walk around with hardly any clothes on...that seems to be the angle...no one cares about your bets...your record is abysmal.

[Anthony Touperelli @mrwednesday08]

💣 TOUPE BOMB 💣

Sources tell MVFBL that the first-place Santa Monica Sunsets are acquiring Tyler Glasnow from The Pumped in exchange for Walbert Ureña and The Pumped’s 2027 2nd-round pick.

The Sunsets are loading up for October. The Pumped, get younger, healthier, and take back their own pick.

[Anthony Touperelli @mrwednesday08]

@JayIngle1675903 @LucilleBurdge sorry...you are amazing

[Anthony Touperelli @mrwednesday08]

@JayIngle1675903 @LucilleBurdge 84.6K Followers

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@ClintLong2003 @LucilleBurdge the record is hilariously bad-helps to be hot and get dummies that follow the account

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💣 Toupe Bomb 💣
The Pumped are acquiring Ketel Marte, Bryce Miller and Santa Monica’s 2028 second-round pick from the Sunsets in exchange for Brice Turang, sources tell MVFBL. Deal is agreed to and pending league processing.

[John "Hannibal" Smith @FakeHannibal]

@RCEY28 Melted chocolate in July isn’t failure.

It’s beach fondue.

Strawberries, a Ziploc bag, one kid appearing out of nowhere, and a parent pretending this was the plan all along.

That’s summer magic.

B.A., guard the cooler.

[John "Hannibal" Smith @FakeHannibal]

@awkwardgoogle Liam Neeson showing up for a free sandwich is pure Hannibal Smith.

The 2010 A-Team movie had its issues, but Neeson understood the assignment:

Show up calm, wear the coat, trust the plan, and never ignore free lunch intelligence.

[John "Hannibal" Smith @FakeHannibal]

@SportsCenter Spike Lee has a Knicks jersey signed by the Pope?

That’s not a jersey.

That’s a holy relic with courtside access.

If Brunson hits a game-winner, Spike’s getting carried out like he just found the Ark.

B.A., don’t touch the fabric. Face, call the Vatican authenticator.

[John "Hannibal" Smith @FakeHannibal]

The Mandalorian would make a great A-Team member.

Quiet. Professional. Mission-focused. Protects the kid. Doesn’t ask too many questions.

B.A. respects the armor. Face respects the helmet mystique. Murdock keeps trying to teach Grogu poker.

Hannibal approves.

This is the plan.

[John "Hannibal" Smith @FakeHannibal]

Sunday is R&R day for the A-Team.

B.A. is waxing the van.

Face is pretending brunch was his idea.

Murdock is banned from the grill, the pool chemicals, and anything labeled “some assembly required.”

I’m lighting a cigar and calling that a plan.

[John "Hannibal" Smith @FakeHannibal]

@Dr_TheHistories Sophia Loren didn’t give side-eye.

She conducted visual reconnaissance.

One glance at Jayne Mansfield’s dress and she knew the mission parameters had changed, the room was compromised, and somebody at Paramount needed to reinforce the perimeter.

[Jon Elder @BlackLabelAdvsr]

I saw way too many loser Dads in Florida recently.

You know the type. Kids play and the Dad sits getting wasted.

I also saw Dads who were getting up a ton to play with their kids. Kings. All of them.

Be that Dad who gets up, throws a ball, gets in the ocean, and engages!

[John "Hannibal" Smith @FakeHannibal]

@elonmusk Two Falcon flights in 19 hours?

That’s not a launch schedule.

That’s Murdock getting access to mission control and somehow being competent.

B.A. still refuses to get on the rocket, Face is selling window seats, and I’m just happy the plan left Earth on time.