Dave Whittaker

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United's front 3

https://t.co/CkaJczTYIC

[Dave Whittaker @mrwhit8]

@GaryLineker @BBCMOTD Ahh shit

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@NewburghHarrock @SandA1st @joshlaffo10 @jaymachell I read that twice and was still wondering why the ref's mum was even there.

[Dave Whittaker @mrwhit8]

@KallumTyrer ...and Ginge

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@terrykohara

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I’m a Confident Cruncher! What type of Cruncher are you? Buy a pack to find out #CrunchyNutShazam

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@SkyNews It was good of the pilot to stop at a zebra crossing to ensure passenger safety as they disembarked.

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I reckon the Walking Dead owe @rickygervais royaltities

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@AudiUK Just to confirm, Audi did reply to this stating, "Yeh, it's £800, tough shit". Or words to that effect. Fucking rip off bastards.

[Dave Whittaker @mrwhit8]

Hi @AudiUK, is there any chance you could lend me £800 so that I can make SatNav work in my car? Yes, that's correct, £800. Eight. Hundred. Pounds.

[Dave Whittaker @mrwhit8]

@AudiUK are you seriously able to sleep at night charging £800 to enable a satnav. It's a code not a 3-storey extension. Just bought a @FIAT_UK and the satnav just works. Miraculous. Robbing twats.

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#spoty @Mo_Farah @GaryLineker @BBCSport

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@liamshaw95 @Bradley_Naylor Yep. On it now.

[Dave Whittaker @mrwhit8]

@liamshaw95 @Bradley_Naylor Just a flesh wound.

[robert huth @robert_huth]

Just about recovered from the arsenal battle the other night #playon 🚑

[Dave Whittaker @mrwhit8]

Thanks @novotelhotelsuk

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Went to @mothercareuk Bristol by the Mall where we met the extremely helpful Gary who went the extra mile for us. Deserves a rise that guy!

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@liamshaw95 @JoviGregson 8? Who needs 8? Was she going as a spider?