The other half

[The other half @MrWinebard]

I’m attending the @RegencyAuto #RegencyParty w/@Miss604 for a chance to win an iPad http://ow.ly/3f35p

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@Clippernolan "Shitcrapping" -#vocabularyFTW

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@PinotPup U stink.

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@winebratsf I am so jealous. We loved Healdsburg!

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Alanis? Isn't THAT ironic? No. Nor is anything in that song.

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Hey hey you you get off the f*cking stage.

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You can say "balls out" on tv... I'll have to remember that. Thanks Nickelback!

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The only thing missing from this mess of Canadiana is Pamela Anderson's implants.

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@clippernolan I don't think you could make Neil Young lip sync if you held a gun to his head.

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Giant table hockey! Awesome!

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@clippernolan They're all lip syncing, it's live. I think they should risk it live though.

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Shatner! Mike Fox! Yes!

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Saw a lady on skytrain this morning with a zebra print unitard. Thought "If we were on the African Savannah, I would never have seen you."

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She: I once knew a guy in a cult. Me: He owned a Mac?

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@Kris_Duncan Mmmmm..... #in-n-out-burger

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Goodbye final carton of eggnog, see you next Christmas.

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Cleaning the house for our NYE party, nothing like a deadline to make you kick into gear.

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@winebard is christmas shopping. She asked "What's your waist?" I replied "Brown usually."

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It's xmas with my parents today. Got dad peanuts. @winebard asked if I could wrap my dad's nuts. I asked her where she'd last handled them.

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The Christmas shopping season has begun, Quelle Dommage!