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[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

PoV: you escape from a mass shooter, but run into a female cop

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Just imagine a world without politics

[Behr🕷️🕸️ @peterbehrker]

Speak ill on the small C again and see what happens.

[Guillaume Huin @HuinGuillaume]

Netflix gotta put all their writers on a K-Drama set in Mexico. Emily in Paris was nice but we need Ji-Young in Mexico City now.

[da bleeder @weezdotoomuch]

thats yall problem now, yall want a reward for doing whats right.

[kordell @lledrook]

this nigga never going back home LMFAOOO

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Normalize being more fit at 30+ than you
were at 20.

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Jihaad Campbell is switching to 11 🔥

#Eagles

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

White hoes be tanning themselves into a rocket power character

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

For the same money as matching Jaelan Phillips' deal in Carolina, Howie was able to sign:

- Jonathan Greenard
- Riq Woolen
- Arnold Ebiketie

Perspective.

#Eagles

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Father’s Day gifts compared to Mother’s Day gifts is a good example of why men don’t care about our birthdays

[Delux @001Delux]

confront a girl about what she did wrong & watch her make it about you

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Bro I beg you, don’t stop her from doing what she wants to do, observe and move accordingly

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

turning down $40 million because you can’t stfu is the most woman moment ever

[Rare @stfuayen]

Don’t let it have a little slush to it. omg

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

The baby thinks this is for her. She was not with woody and buzz from day one. Get a job

[Passport Trucka ✈️ @Airplanmode1998]

“I love big boys”
“Marry the nerd”
“Date the quiet men”
“Date the country nigga”
“Marry the blue collar worker”

These hoes don’t know what they want 😶

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

I ain’t never had smoked pussy before. I gotta try dat