Matt Ryan

[Matt Ryan @mryan617]

@PFTCommenter I’m asking Josh McDaniels to call a trick play to help the Olympians because historically Diggs for Boutte in Northern California tend to be beneficial for those seeing gold

[Matt Ryan @mryan617]

@PFTCommenter I’m calling Joe Biden to teach Stidham about assuming a leadership position in late January despite losing an important Bo

[Matt Ryan @mryan617]

@PFTCommenter I’m expecting Dan Quinn to outcoach Sirianni because this week has shown us that a Washington Commander will use advanced tactics to vanquish leaders named Nicholas

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@PFTCommenter I’m taking the Jags on a tour of the Brickyard before they play the 8-7 Colts because they need to know how to make Indy .500

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@PFTCommenter I'm expecting the snow in New England to help the Bills run game today because Breaking Bad taught us that a young Cook is bound to succeed when you bring White into the mix

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@PFTCommenter I’m reading about the Red Scare before betting on the Vikings game to learn what happened the last time a midwesterner named McCarthy tried to tear apart Washington

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@PFTCommenter I’m looking at the Broncos WR depth chart and expecting the struggling Commanders to extend Daniels because typically when a guy named Franklin comes to Washington in the middle of a depression, a New Deal is coming

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@PFTCommenter I’m betting on the Colts to win the 2028 Super Bowl because history tells us Taylor is gonna get a big ring about 2 years after meeting Kelce for the first time in Kansas City

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@PFTCommenter I’m keeping my eye on the Vatican smokestack during Niners run plays because the last time a talented American Christian was surrounded by a bunch of Cardinals, we ended up with a new pope

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@PFTCommenter I’m reading about the Trail of Tears and betting on Josh Allen props because the week Jaxson comes to Washington, passing bills have historically been bad for chiefs

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@jeffwarnegolf @bschneider126 @SirPuttsalot Interested, but not able to DM you

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@PFTCommenter I’m giving Gardner Minshew some extra reps before the Chiefs game because the Mariners taught us that you need good relievers for 15 to beat a good Detroit team in primetime

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@PFTCommenter I’m making some calls to get the Pats Bills game switched to Slimetime because I need to be watching Drake and Josh on Nickelodeon

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@PFTCommenter I’m taking the Raiders DBs on a tour of Caesar’s Palace before facing Odunze so they can see what Rome looks like in Vegas

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@PFTCommenter I’m expecting the refs to call no penalties on Bo Nix today because when you see a white Bronco driving in LA, that guy is probably gonna end up getting away with murder

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@PFTCommenter I’m sending the Jets a copy of the Michelin guide to help defend the Bills run game because it tells you all the best stops in New York for a good Cook and also shows you who has wheels

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@PFTCommenter I’m calling the Vatican to get picks for the Arizona game because nobody has done more extensive scouting of both Cardinals and Saints than Pope Leo

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@DanBFox1287 18 Brasier

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@Mike_kim714 147

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@GolfTravelerJoe George Wright in MA