Garrett Zecker, #CFB

#Writer, publisher, actor, and teacher of writing and literature. Opinions my own. MA, MFA. #Tharrett

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@WhiteHouse What year do you
Think it is?

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

https://t.co/w5s1d5stZg

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

they're slowly taking off the uniforms.

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@WarClandestine @LeeNelsonAuthor You think he knows what’s coming out of his mouth?!

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@HalfwayPost Go with the feeling

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

lowkey actually satisfying

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@StephenM Shut up.

[CrownedCaribou @CrownedCaribou]

"Paul Rudd's Computer" shockingly became one of the most accurate predictions of what the near future would look like.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Twin Peaks (1990) shouldn’t be as rewatchable as it is. The subject matter is dark, but the small-town setting, eerie atmosphere, and Angelo Badalamenti’s haunting score make it feel like slipping into a dream you never want to wake from.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIGHT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@JohnCleese “From the desk of captain obvious, what is your opinion?”

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@danielgoyal Nah. Electoral college says it all, nevermind the fact that they’re trying to grasp what little they habe with power moves and gerrymandering. The vast majority, most, dont want any of this. The founding fathers would be appalled.

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@MrImranPk Yes.

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@golub Welll, we all do. We’re confused why he has any power at all, honestly.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@RoguePOTUSStaff It’s not even communist it’s aggressively collective capitalism that will make everything cost more.
Wild flex.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Breaking: After 10 years the man has finally announced his plan to replace Obamacare, and it's...

*checks notes*

...crazy communist bullshit.

Tax the people to pay the people to pay for healthcare directly without insurance.

That's what you came up with?! That took 10 years?!

[Garrett Zecker, #CFB @mrzecker]

@LeeNelsonAuthor @JDVance …And to end the fraud, and put the interests of the American people first, they should all resign.

[Nature Vid @naturevid2]

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached.

Let’s make sure it goes viral here.