Kelly

Kissed by faux fire.

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@mallelis he protested my sister's choice of "Landslide" for her wedding's father-daughter dance bc he was afraid of weeping

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@yrchmonger @loveofstrings @pokeymantic I think that's Rebecca Proudfoot in the background!!! #linecon4eva

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Forever being sassed by teenagers is my number one job duty.

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"You do know what snapchat is, right? I mean, you look old but not, like, THAT old."

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@j3fk @pokeymantic she's gone to the great Pemberley Lake scene in the sky

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@pokeymantic I think I believe in god now.

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@pokeymantic HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? https://t.co/rKsCtAxaZM

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Important reference question from my father: "Can you google if that goddamn Bobby Flay ever loses?"

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#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear "Tumble Dry Low"

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@_CaitMonster you're a better daughter than I could ever be!

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@_CaitMonster oh no! I would def keep it on track, no worries there. In fact, I have index cards.

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@_CaitMonster one day, when you least expect it, I'm gonna pop out of a drawer in your house and engage your fam in a deep ODB dialog

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Beware the fearsome kelpie of the Muscenetcong https://t.co/FaFVaEIkap

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@TheDanLuberto I believe this requires your immediate attention: http://t.co/XHYD2rG6fN

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he's being stalked by the ghost of his future self who has trekked back through time with news.

[WFMU @WFMU]

Monopoly for Morrissey: Mozopoly: a Bored-Game for up to One Player: http://t.co/pFXvueZx10 @troubledmozza

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BREAKING: rich white people can't put up nice mailboxes. The fear is palpable.

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CBS just gave more airtime to a story on vandalized mailboxes in Jersey than to the "situation" in Ferguson.

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"Drop tortillas, not tear gas" @NateSilver538

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I just had to mouth "genital warts" at a coworker. #livingthedream