Alysha Miller

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Machine gun Kelly smells like Christina Aguilera. Hot trash

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

My dad: Machine Gun Kelly is goofier than a 2 peckered billy goat.

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Me: *gets nose pierced*
My dad: just like cocaine, if you’re going to do 1 you gotta you gotta do both nostrils.

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

I feel like Jennifer Aniston was a better actress when her face moved

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Monkeys don’t actually peel bananas

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Who ever came up with cauliflower pizza crust is a saint.

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

I may be drunk but I’m not dumb.

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

The band just got shunned. We’re gunna egg their house now.

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Having cocktails with my parents, aunt & uncle and our server asked if we were band.

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

I love a good cow bell

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

I’m ready for spring. I miss being tan.

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Can we all acknowledge how handsome Kevin Costner is

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Does anyone actually know where they put their high school diploma?

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Does every dude in 2020 have bad hair?

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

*takes first sip of morning coffee*

“My world just changed”

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

@AshlynOhbby Accurate

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Anybody else feel like they need a drink?
#Election2020 #ElectionDay

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Wake up and smell the corruption.
#ElectionDay

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

Ladies, find yourself a man who loves Keanu just as much as you do.

[Alysha Miller @ms_alysha]

I’ve been asked, “Why don’t you talk to your biological father if you don’t hate him?” Simply put, forgiveness & reconciliation are two different things. Know the difference. Respect yourself.