Tea🧘

Business Intelligence Analyst | SQL & Python-Focused | Insight Reports Over Dashboards
here is a link to my portfolio:

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

Let me re-introduce myself

I am Uyateide Ebi Blessing,and I’m on a mission to help you stop being intimidated by code.This February, I’m opening up my 4-week Intensive Data Analysis with Python workshop

I’ve designed this for people who want to move from "watching" to "doing."

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

Our Own Greed is what's killing us and will continue to eat at us till we purge it out ✌️

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“Africa’s poverty is not caused by colonialism” — Billionaire Elon Musk

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

📌 📌 📌

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

My man keeps beating me at Chess 😭😭

[Igor Smirnov @GMIgorSmirnov]

Brilliant Move, But Why?🤔🤔

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

@ogbobbyescobar1 Pssych@

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

@yusufgbolarhan @NegroCorey_ can I get that playlist?

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

@semerov141918 Thank you

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

Let me re-introduce myself

I am Uyateide Ebi Blessing,and I’m on a mission to help you stop being intimidated by code.This February, I’m opening up my 4-week Intensive Data Analysis with Python workshop

I’ve designed this for people who want to move from "watching" to "doing."

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

@semerov141918 I'm doing good and you?

[EasyDesigner @iamkadirii]

Dear young graduates take this opportunity seriously, aggressively apply and retweet for others to benefit

Apply here 👇

https://t.co/M6T2pHPshE

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

@SPaschalson No cast me 😭

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

I tried to build a CNN today and all I can say is my model is still learning and if this gets a 99.0 accuracy, I'll share on my GitHub with an API for anyone to try their hands on

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

I did in 2012

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

Some of us paid Computer Training Centers to teach us how to use Ms.Word, Corel Draw and Power Point. 🤣

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

@SPaschalson Yeah but I haven't worked on the API for it

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

@SPaschalson CNN stands for Convolutional Neural Network, It’s a deep learning model that processes data (usually images) through layered patterns to identify features and make predictions. It’s basically how computer vision works.

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

Je crois que Dieu a enfin répondu à une de mes prières.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

"Nigeria must work in my lifetime" – Lady says after she reflected on her abroad-friend's gesture

[OPay @OPay_NG]

Do you have a big idea? Prove it.

Applications for the OPay National Innovation Challenge 2026 is ongoing.

Build. Innovate. Compete for the chance to become an OPay Scholar.

See eligibility and everything you need to apply.
Applications close June 14, 2026.

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[Johnson Taiwo 🇬🇧 @Johnsontaiwo_]

I have reviewed CVs from Nigerian data professionals applying for UK roles.

The technical skills are often there. SQL. Python. Power BI. Real project experience.

What is missing is almost always the same thing.

The evidence of impact written in language a UK hiring manager recognises.

Here is what I mean.

Nigerian CV: "Responsible for analysing sales data and generating reports for management."

UK hiring manager reads: task. Not impact. Not scale. Not outcome.

What they need to see: "Rebuilt the weekly sales reporting pipeline in SQL, reducing delivery time from 3 days to 4 hours. Output used by 6 regional managers to reallocate ₦200M in quarterly stock."

Same person. Same experience. Completely different read.

The UK market does not care more about technical skills than Nigeria does.

What it does differently is filter on specificity.

Can you tell me exactly what changed because you were there? A number. A before. An after.

Nigerian professionals often undersell because in many Nigerian organisations, you do not take individual credit for team outcomes, it feels culturally wrong.

In a UK job application, not taking that credit costs you the interview.

Your experience is real. Your impact is real.
The packaging is the gap.

Fix that before you apply for one more role.

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

Welcome 🤗

[Nweke Mercy | Data Analyst @inkandideas_]

I started learning subquery yesterday and I learnt there is a subquery inside a subquery which is called nested subquery 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

[Tea🧘 @ms_ebi_]

@Movie_Xtra1 What's the name of this series