Gemma T.

Average moaner. Professional procrastinator. Retarted unicorn.

[Gemma T. @Ms_Gemma]

@memelovescaps Ostres! M'he topat amb aquest fil aquest matí i m'he quedat igual 🤣

[Gemma T. @Ms_Gemma]

@memelovescaps Thank you very much, my dear!!! Indeed, plenty of memories together that always bring a smile to my face ❤️

[Dra. Elena Casado Pineda @Medicilio]

"El sesgo de género en medicina no existe"

En 2013 empezó un estudio que comprobó que la viagra vía vaginal alivia los dolores de cólico menstrual incapacitante de forma TOTAL.

Pero tú no sabes esto porque les cortaron la financiación y nadie ha querido invertir en ello.

#hilo

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A message to Conservative Party members from Tomasz, an HGV driver. (Location: Manchester city centre)

[Jorge Corrales @Yosoycorra]

Hay fotografías que cuentan todo una historia:

Dos amigas se despiden frente al muro de Berlín a medio construir. Una se queda en el este, la otra en el oeste.

Pero hay historias que no caben en una fotografía.

Y esta foto no es lo que parece.

El hilo de las "Mauermädchen"

[Gemma T. @Ms_Gemma]

@memelovescaps Happy birthday Mr. Pengwing 🥳💕

[william. @willtbh]

Nobody:

COVID:

[Àlex Cubero @alex_cubero]

UB, Pompeu, Blanquerna, UAB

[Warrens of Worcester @WarrensOfWorc]

Hi #WorcestershireHour. Claire here tonight sharing freshly captured happy faces of some of our install team.

Together we've safely delivered 66 elephants to the city ready for launch at 10am tomorrow - thanks team! 🐘

Just one more sleep! Who’s parade ready? #WorcsBigParade

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

@OfficialTM_3 Incredible

[Yogulado @Supertramp9713]

Gol de Morata

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Weather report: hot and damp. Everything’s sweating. You, your furniture, your bed, your dreams, everything: sweating. You thought the rain would make it cooler? Nope. This country needs air conditioning. Oh god the sweat.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Britain:

One sunny day: Wow. This is a surprise. Everyone outside! Let’s barbecue everything!

Two sunny days: This is the life. I love shorts. Let’s sunbathe in the park or run through a sprinkler.

Three sunny days: Make it stop.

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

According to a finance expert, everyone needs to drink 124 pints or 122 glasses of wine (not all in one go) to help keep their pubs afloat and get the industry back to pre-pandemic income levels 😲

Brits:

[Rich Payne 🌱 @richpayne88]

I’ve never bought a house before, but the process mainly seems to consist of me phoning people and asking them to please just do the jobs I’m paying them an eye-watering amount of money to do

[liv 🐝 @spescadet]

"once covid is over" is starting to sound like "once I finish this shroud for Laertes"

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

This makes me laugh more than almost anything.

[Miquel Bonet @MiquelBonet_]

Els nostres pre-vells. Nascuts entre el 45 i el 60. No han patit fams ni guerres, i difícilment ho faran el que els queda de vida. Han gaudit de la sanitat pública, dels Jocs del 92 i d'una jubilació amb fibra òptica. No demano que renunciïn a res, però que callin una estona.

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

This tweet didn’t age well.