my soulmate is probably at a cookout eating some nasty potato salad right now. He is trying to hide the food he doesn't want under a napkin to be discreet* waiting for me to show up out of the blue lol #firstworldlovestories
Sometimes the reason why they did you dirty is just because they could. Nothing deep, there are just people in the world that aren't as kind as you are and that's not ok but its the truth.
i made a stranger laugh-like he truly laughed and it was nice but then i was like damn...i am a hidden treasure i just made a stranger laugh in the midst of this chaos. somebody come wife me now. im ready to be property. just make sure they spell candelabra correctly on my docs.
also maybe rage looks good on me cuz physically i can run without getting winded but now when i smile my face hurts cuz my resting bitch face is just-my face.
too angry to sleep. so its just a never ending cycle of rage and exhaustion. i cant even tik tok. like how are you home dancing in front of a camera right now?! what yall eating to get so happy?!
thats only because back in the day twitter was the best -tweeting from my blackberry was cutting edge of the internet culture. also being able to analyze a tweet pays well these days...so we're back full circle
like how many inner thoughts can i share to get others to look at me-*social media algorithm rooted in human-nature narcissistic patterns* oh and pay people to distract less disciplined people.
Also this virus is just nasty ass people coughing for sport to see if they kill someone. like the vibes are racist and my nose works still so it smells like bullshit
just failed the citizenship test on an eyeball. like I know Nancy Pelosi and the phrase we the people are answers but the rest of these questions are trash. like when you cant figure out the wifi password so you just leave...