dingid forester

I washed my hands but I can still kinda smell the mayonnaise.

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

@miwaonthewall :(

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

Foreheads are really big.

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

I was at work for an hour before I realized there was one of my crest 3D white strips stuck to my elbow.

[jesse 𓂀 @jp0ling]

Respect all living things and animals

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

@LedgerNishay What a little sweetheart you are!

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

Don't pucker.

[Katra @KatraHigher]

This woman was walking around NYC with this label on her shoe and now she's my wife

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Everyone should shower. I shower often (even though it does not seem like it)

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

Huh???? https://t.co/XIQPXQxXPU

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

*brings saddle to table with birthday ice cream for guest*
"ATTENTION TEXAS ROADHOUSE! I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE."
....
....
"FARRRRRT"

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

being a “dog person” or a “cat person” is FAKE! if you don’t love both cats and dogs you are a “dumb person”

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

What Vitamin is good for your eyes? Vitamin SEE (C) A very funny joke but the correct answer is vitamin DEE

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

@LedgerNishay The third one 😍😍

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

Don't fucking pucker.

[em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack]

does it even matter if babies get switched at the hospital like who cares

[dingid forester @ms_meatball_]

Don't pucker