Kamesh

Stay Guided 😈

[Kamesh @ms_mulei]

We, as Kenyans, would like to formally disassociate ourselves from this embarrassment. Ruto is on his own. I fully endorse any and all anti-Ruto tweets—drag him accordingly!

[Kgoshigadi TT 🇿🇦 @Kgoshigadi_TT]

Kenyans must apologize to fellow Africans for making Ruto their president

[Kamesh @ms_mulei]

@SirLV @OlDirtyYranny_T This 😅😅😅😅

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

Next episode Kenzie will be telling Carl she always wanted her kids to speak Mandarin

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

My mom was really feeding us home cooked meals every single day. Younger me didn’t realize just how much work that was or how lucky we were.

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

The price of red and yellow bell peppers will never cease to shock me.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

"I saw you and you didn't even say hi"

Me walkin down the street:

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me trying to balance my hormones, eat healthy, hit the gym, manage my stress levels, do skincare, go to work and sleep for 8 hours

[Kamesh @ms_mulei]

One thing I’ve noticed: whenever a Somali/Muslim developer owns a mall or commercial property, tenants seem to have to follow their rules. Artcaffe on Northern Bypass doesn’t sell alcohol, and Naivas at Ruaka Mall doesn’t stock pork bacon or sausages. 😩

[Dwin, The Stoic @DwinTheStoic]

Savannah’s man

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Can we normalise having people over to play games like Scrabble, Monopoly, Jenga, chess, video games, and cards while we drink and cook?
Not clubbing and definitely not truth or dare!!!!

[Kamesh @ms_mulei]

Mnadate kina nani girlies??😩😩

[natasha:) @whoisnashiii]

Corbin speaks like Runda niggas, I’m so irritated. It’s so triggering.

[K. @kamerynsimonne]

I love how everyone is in their cozy pj's & natural state because the guys aren't around. To be a woman is to perform 😭

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

Spendthrifts kama mimi tunajua pesa hurudi, money is energy, if you hold on to it, it stops flowing freely to you.

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[Softboy @softboywin]

Dear Apple if I delete the contact Maybe: you should delete that shit too

[OSIRIS ASSAD @Osirisassad]

Love island is so fun to watch if you got someone to talk about it with.

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇵🇾🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

Please, men, if you decide to ruin your own life with lies and cheating… don’t drag innocent, caring, kind women into your shenanigans. Lying that you are exclusive or even in love. There’s diseases etc. Waache tu. That trauma you give people is not worth a nut. Surely.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil