Toldja, even the grunt fucks in uniform up there start to complain about leaks because everything within the Trump orbit decays.
“Admiral”, “ Lieutenant”, “Doctor”, “General”...all nothing more than the polish rubbed onto turds.
#COVIDIOTS#Covid_19#fartpresser
Uummm isn’t a 105 fever in a baby like 5-alarm-fire emergency time?
Far be it from the More-Haggard-Than-Kellyanne Debbie to (gasp) exaggerate or (ultra-gasp) lie, but it seems disingenuous. Would they really invoke a sick baby, tho?
#fartpresser#COVIDー19#COVIDIDIOT
I'M DEALING WITH A FUCKING GLOBAL CRISIS!
JANE! DO WE HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER! I JUST TOOK A BIG DUMP AND WE'RE OUT!
AND JANE! GET PHIL SPECTOR ON THE PHONE FOR MY NEXT MUSICAL GUEST FOR MY UPCOMING CORONAVIRUS VARIETY SHOW!
I spoke earlier today with the Dir of Emergency Medicine at the largest hospital in Westchester, who told me that the hospital’s supply of PPE was so dire this week that he drove to Brooklyn and bought 1,000 masks at $6.50/mask with his own money. Where is the federal government?